# I'm new here but... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 22, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377 "2002-05-22T22:02:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/41 "2002-05-23T05:10:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by erictelevision \* > \*\*The Dead Sea Roll thrad is why I posted this. I counted 19 posts, only EIGHT of which even indirectly dealt with the original question. \*\* You’re new here, I’m new here, what say we get the vibe of this place before asking why people post in the style they do? I don’t see anything wrong as long as they aren’t being too personal or tasteless. Personally I find the wiseass answers to be the best. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/42 "2002-05-23T06:42:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by erictelevision \* > \*\*The Dead Sea Roll thrad is why I posted this. I counted 19 posts, only EIGHT of which even indirectly dealt with the original question. \*\* You’re new here, I’m new here, what say we get the vibe of this place before asking why people post in the style they do? I don’t see anything wrong as long as they aren’t being too personal or tasteless. Personally I find the wiseass answers to be the best. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![obidiah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@obidiah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obidiah)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/43 "2002-05-23T12:43:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kamandi \* > \*\* > > It’s pronounced “dumas”. > > Dumbass… \*\* Damn I’m such a dumbass dumas. Thanks for pointing out the dumasity of my dumbass ways, dumbass. Dan, my dumb ass hurts now ---
**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/44 "2002-05-23T13:20:54Z")
I didn’t see the Dead Sea Rolls thread but may I humbly suggest that could have been interpreted using the Rosetta Scone. ::D&R:: ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/45 "2002-05-23T13:24:25Z")
A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, “Is it harder to toot, or To tutor two tooters to toot?” A canner, exceedingly canny One morning remarked to his granny, “A canner can can Anything that he can But a canner can’t can a can, can he?” A fly and a flea in a flue Were imprisoned - so what could they do? Said the fly, “Let us flee!” “Let us fly!” said the flea. So they flew through a flaw in the flue. A girl who weighed many an oz. Used language I dare not pronoz. When her brother, unkind Pulled her chair from behind Just to see (so he said) if she’d boz. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! Uhhh…that’s all I have to contribute. Have a nice day. ---
**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/46 "2002-05-23T13:29:52Z")
Damn smilie codes - I’m such a dumbass. (As an Irishman, that’s the first time I’ve ever used that wonderful Americanism - I think I’ll do it more in the future) ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/47 "2002-05-23T13:52:22Z")
😕 😕 😕 puns are \* bad\* things???:eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/48 "2002-05-23T14:01:30Z")
A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, “Is it harder to toot, or To tutor two tooters to toot?” A canner, exceedingly canny One morning remarked to his granny, “A canner can can Anything that he can But a canner can’t can a can, can he?” A fly and a flea in a flue Were imprisoned - so what could they do? Said the fly, “Let us flee!” “Let us fly!” said the flea. So they flew through a flaw in the flue. A girl who weighed many an oz. Used language I dare not pronoz. When her brother, unkind Pulled her chair from behind Just to see (so he said) if she’d boz. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! Uhhh…that’s all I have to contribute. Have a nice day. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/49 "2002-05-23T14:02:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > **Oh, did you not get the memo? Us bad puns only run HALF-nekkid through threads. Deal with Cecil; he posted to his post count party thread, but he didn’t acknowledge me. So I went halfway.** Well, then. Far be it for me to interfere in a bargain between you and the Perfect Master. So: Top half, or bottom half…? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/50 "2002-05-23T14:07:48Z")
MY FIRST EVER DOUBLE-POST! I \<3 SDMB. Forever may it shake and jiggle. Mwahahahahahahaha. ---
**Author:** ![obidiah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@obidiah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obidiah)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/51 "2002-05-23T14:19:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*MY FIRST EVER DOUBLE-POST! > > I \<3 SDMB. Forever may it shake and jiggle. > > Mwahahahahahahaha. \*\* Only a complete dumbass, er, I mean dumas, would double post. Dumbass. ---
**Author:** ![obidiah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@obidiah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obidiah)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/52 "2002-05-23T14:19:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*MY FIRST EVER DOUBLE-POST! > > I \<3 SDMB. Forever may it shake and jiggle. > > Mwahahahahahahaha. \*\* Only a complete dumbass, er, I mean dumas, would double post. Dumbass. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/53 "2002-05-23T14:27:26Z")
Mmmm…50+ replies and SPOOFE hasn’t checked in…slacker 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Stiletto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Stiletto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stiletto)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/54 "2002-05-23T15:14:21Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by wring_ > puns are bad things??? :eek: :eek: :eek: I really hope not. Otherwise, so many of us are in _so_ much trouble. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/55 "2002-05-23T17:34:29Z")
well, time to post something on topic: INSERT RELEVENT AND INSITEFUL ON TOPIC STATEMENT HERE there you go! i’m so cool! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/56 "2002-05-23T23:34:26Z")
Splunge. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377/57 "2002-05-23T23:54:52Z")
That’s it, I’m leaving! 😉 ;p Just kidding, I’m not going to leave now! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but/110377.md?page=2)