# I'm not a hippie, you drunken asshole.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 4, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-a-hippie-you-drunken-asshole/216987 "2003-12-04T18:36:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-a-hippie-you-drunken-asshole/216987/41 "2003-12-05T22:09:35Z")

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I am a Yippie!

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-a-hippie-you-drunken-asshole/216987/42 "2003-12-05T22:17:50Z")

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Well, yippie for you, Vanilla!!🙂

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-a-hippie-you-drunken-asshole/216987/43 "2003-12-05T22:58:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by slu \*  
> \*\*I have short hair and would consider my self a hippie.
> 
> Well, I used to be a hippie before I sold out to corporate america, got a haircut, got married, and started being a little responsible.  
> \*\*

My brother’s a hippie. He’s also married, owns a house, is the head chef at a five star restaurant, and is pretty hella responsible. The two are not mutually exclusive.

So grow your hair long again!

Ava

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**Author:** ![John\_Zahn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e0b2c6/32.png) [@John\_Zahn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Zahn)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-a-hippie-you-drunken-asshole/216987/44 "2003-12-05T23:20:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by avabeth \*  
> \*\*My brother’s a hippie. He’s also married, owns a house, is the head chef at a five star restaurant, and is pretty hella responsible. The two are not mutually exclusive.  
> Ava \*\*

That’s heresy, I tell ya! Hippie’s don’t get married! They have old ladies.

JZ

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-a-hippie-you-drunken-asshole/216987/45 "2003-12-05T23:44:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by John Zahn \*  
> \*\*That’s heresy, I tell ya! Hippie’s don’t get married! They have old ladies.
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> JZ \*\*

Ha - tell him that! He actually WANTED to get married. I don’t think he’s regretting his decision yet (of course, they’ve only been married six months:D).

Ava

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**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-a-hippie-you-drunken-asshole/216987/46 "2003-12-06T05:02:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \*  
> \*\*“HAW HAW HAW! I can’t tell if it’s a BOY or a GIRL!” \*\*

Jack Chick is a drunken hippie-basher? :eek:

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