# I'm not gay but... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 13, 2005, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301 "2005-07-13T05:06:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/1 "2005-07-13T05:06:45Z")
Boys and girls can both play this game… What similar sex star would you being willing to kiss? I think a young Clint Eastwood is pretty damn hot. So who would you be willing to buss? ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/2 "2005-07-13T05:10:42Z")
Angelina Jolie. ---
**Author:** ![wenonahbone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wenonahbone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wenonahbone)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/3 "2005-07-13T05:15:27Z")
Ashton Kutcher ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/4 "2005-07-13T05:19:13Z")
> [@DarkSideoftheFloyd](#): > > Angelina Jolie. I’m a gay male and I’ll give the same answer. (I’ll also add Catherine Zeta Jones, Nicole Kidman [sometimes] and Beyonce Knowles.) ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/5 "2005-07-13T06:51:22Z")
I just can’t imagine kissing a man I’m afraid, but I understand what you are asking 🙂 I’d go along with Clint Eastwood. Also Jude Law, or Ewan McGreggor. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/6 "2005-07-13T07:11:19Z")
Betty White. Ahhh it’d be a soft whisper of a kiss shrouded in the scent of White Shoulders. Just like my grandma. 🙂 Other than that, I don’t want to be kissin on NO girls. ---
**Author:** ![sneezy5660](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@sneezy5660](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sneezy5660)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/7 "2005-07-13T07:12:44Z")
Mine are: Halle Berry, Drew Barrymore, Natalie Portman, and the actress who plays Sue Storm in The Fantastic Four whose name I will probably remember as soon as I hit submit. (It’s two a.m., and my brain no longer functions to my satisfaction) If it ever did. ``` Night all. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/8 "2005-07-13T07:51:56Z")
> [@sneezy5660](#): > > the actress who plays Sue Storm in The Fantastic Four whose name I will probably remember as soon as I hit submit. Did you remember? Jessica Alba ---
**Author:** ![sneezy5660](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@sneezy5660](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sneezy5660)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/9 "2005-07-13T08:24:07Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Did you remember? > > Jessica Alba Not until I read your spoiler! :smack: Thanks a bunch! I really am going to bed now. Ta! ---
**Author:** ![BadBadger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BadBadger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BadBadger)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/10 "2005-07-13T08:30:27Z")
OK, spose I’d have to go with Johnny Depp. Clint Eastwood is something of an idol of mine but he’s getting on a bit now, and it just wouldn’t seem right somehow… as opposed to kissing Johnny Depp… this question has me confused already. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/11 "2005-07-13T09:09:59Z")
Well, there are plenty of male celebrities I’d be willing to kiss (mainly for the novelty), but the only man I’ve ever been attracted to is Brad Pitt. When I watched Troy, there’s that one scene in which (as Achilles) he’s wearing only dirt, sweat, and the blood of men that he has slain. Whoah. ---
**Author:** ![ILovCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e99b99/32.png) [@ILovCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILovCoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/12 "2005-07-13T10:49:38Z")
> [@Max the Immortal](#): > > Well, there are plenty of male celebrities I’d be willing to kiss (mainly for the novelty), but the only man I’ve ever been attracted to is Brad Pitt. When I watched Troy, there’s that one scene in which (as Achilles) he’s wearing only dirt, sweat, and the blood of men that he has slain. Whoah. [Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka] Ewh![/JDaWW] Sorry, as a totally straight woman and although I LOVE movies I cannot for the life of me think of any female star I would be willing to kiss on the lips. The traditional European greeting with a kiss to each cheek with a hug I would feel more comfortable with. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/13 "2005-07-13T11:10:34Z")
I would change my sexual orientation for Ann-Margaret. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/14 "2005-07-13T11:49:47Z")
I’m mostly straight and female. Angelina Jolie, of course. She’s just sex on legs. Drew Barymore would be cuddly, giggly girly fun. Fairuza Balk’s always been my secret same sex crush. Morena Baccarin. I’ll be in mah bunk. Eliza Dushku. Damn. (I think Nicole Kidman’s the most beautiful woman alive, but I can’t see getting jiggy with her. She’s too guarded. There’s a curious distance to her that I find fascinating, but I’ve never felt like she’s letting us all the way in emotionally, and I can’t sleep with someone like that.) ---
**Author:** ![Gail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Gail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gail)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/15 "2005-07-13T12:07:10Z")
Charlise Theron Gwen Stefani ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/16 "2005-07-13T12:10:05Z")
What kinda kiss we talkin’ about here? Because my friends and I always kiss on the lips, male or female, in greeting or just general affection. If we’re talking UNGH HOT MONKEY LOVE ANY MINUTE kissing, then… I gotta think really hard and I’ll be back. Maybe. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/17 "2005-07-13T12:21:05Z")
:smack: Oh, KISS?! I have no problem with kissing anyone. I assumed we were talking…you know…more… **slinks out of thread with her dignity around her ankles** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/18 "2005-07-13T12:35:07Z")
Angelina Jolie. Kiera Knightley. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/19 "2005-07-13T12:37:33Z")
Not really here to answer the thread - sorry, curious folks - just to point out that between WhyNot and Gail, they’ve snapped up the entire roster of my Hollywood Actress crushes. Oh! Except Mia Kirshner. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301/20 "2005-07-13T13:00:43Z")
Since this is basically a poll, I’ll move it to [**In My Humble Opinion**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/forumdisplay.php?f=12) for you. **Cajun Man** for the SDMB RuPaul 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-gay-but/312301.md?page=2)