# I'm not having a party.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 17, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882 "2000-07-17T20:20:30Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/1 "2000-07-17T20:20:30Z")
No alcohol, no drugs, no food, no hot tub, no naked people, no nothing! I’m just going to sit here and read this book ok? Yep, that’s right, keep moving, nothing to see here. No, really, I’ll be fine.
:: sniff sniff ::
☹
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### Author:  [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/2 "2000-07-17T20:21:41Z")
If you’re not having a party, I’m not coming.
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### Author:  [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/3 "2000-07-17T20:22:19Z")
awwwwww. Poor demo. Well you know what. Congragulations. I even brougt some medicinal herbs to smoke and help alieviate the boredom.
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### Author:  [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/4 "2000-07-17T20:23:37Z")
You’re just saying that so you have an excuse to NOT invite me! ☹
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### Author:  [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/5 "2000-07-17T20:25:46Z")
No party?! Oh, great! Now what, exactly, am I supposed to do with this #@\*&ing piñata?
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### Author:  [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/6 "2000-07-17T20:27:40Z")
Well, that’s a good thing, because I was already booked not going to the newest Elle McPherson-Sela Ward tickle fight and lingerie invitational.
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### Author:  [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/7 "2000-07-17T20:29:17Z")
Demo, how about you read that book out loud to all us drunk, drugged-up, naked people in the hot tub?
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### Author:  [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/8 "2000-07-17T20:29:42Z")
…and nothing says party like a pinata.
I guess I’ll just drink this beer myself then.
**sits crossleged in the middle of the floor and drinks from the tap**
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/9 "2000-07-17T20:31:22Z")
Psssst, maybe WE should throw a party in HIS honor!!!
Pinata time!
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### Author:  [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/10 "2000-07-17T20:32:17Z")
PARTY AT DEMO’S!!! C’mon, empty house, no adults around to stop us, easy access to the liquor cabinet. I have the music! Chemical brothers or Prodigy? I’m taking requests.
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/11 "2000-07-17T20:35:16Z")
No party? Hmmm.
Can I get drunk anyway?
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### Author:  [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/12 "2000-07-17T20:38:38Z")
No party, huh?
:: cracks open bottle of Stoli ::
Then I’ll just sit here and drink.
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### Author:  [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/13 "2000-07-17T20:39:15Z")
Paaaaaaartay! D2K, baby! I got the keg of Sierra Nevada, now break out the funnels, 'cause it’s time to get, uh… get…
::crickets::
Hey, Demo, whatcha readin’ there? “A Teen Girl’s Guide to N’Sync”? Oo, glossy pictures! Move over. Who do you think’s cuter, J.C. or Justin?
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### Author:  [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/14 "2000-07-17T20:40:26Z")
Everyone knows it J.C. lux. Demo wouldn’t be so stupid to pick Justin
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### Author:  [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/15 "2000-07-17T20:42:53Z")
Well, then I’ll just keep this _ahem_ little surprise I was going to give you all to myself.
And I am NOT picking up pinata pieces or mopping up puke and you people better use coasters and take your shoes off and don’t smudge up the entertainment center glass and don’t stink up the john and, and, and… eh, screw it, hand me a beer. 😉
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/16 "2000-07-17T20:43:46Z")
That’s just great. What the hell am I supposed to do with this cheeseball, now?
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### Author:  [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/17 "2000-07-17T20:50:58Z")
Oh, UncleBeer, I ask myself that very same question almost everyday, lately. Then he goes to work. 😃
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### Author:  [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/18 "2000-07-17T20:51:16Z")
Hey! Get the hell away from my piñata you bunch of freaks! You’re going to give yourselves really unfortunate paper cuts and I’m not gonna take responsibility.
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/19 "2000-07-17T20:53:11Z")
Aawww shucks…_you guys_!!!
OK, ok, so I really _did_ want a party after all.
**oldscratch** , pass them herbs brotha!
**Lux** , which one has that really whacked out hair? Or is that the CrackStreet Boys?
**Psy** , _what_ surprise??? :: pant pant drool ::
Your attention to cleanliness is touching, my dear!
Mmmm, cheeeeese! 😃
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### Author:  [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/20 "2000-07-17T20:53:11Z")
Just because **Demo** says there’s no party, that doesn’t mean we can’t _start_ a party.
OK, who wants the first upside-down margarita?? Come on, **Demo** sweetie…there you go, I knew you’d join in the fun!
Who’s next??
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