# I'm not having a party. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882 "2000-07-17T20:20:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/21 "2000-07-17T21:54:29Z")
Well, Demo, that depends on what you mean by whacked-out hair. J.C. definitely has normal hair. Justin’s got kind of a curly brillo-head thing going, and then there’s Chris, who had some pseudo-dreds for a while. The B.S. Boys all have wholesome hair. Hm. I think I need to start drinkin’. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/22 "2000-07-17T21:58:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by psycat90 \* > \*\*Oh, UncleBeer, I ask myself that very same question almost everyday, lately. Then he goes to work. 😃 \*\* Just wait 'til I get _home_ from work! Why I oughta… ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/23 "2000-07-17T22:01:36Z")
hmmm lets see Demo and I registered within a day of each other I have 500 and some odd posts and he has 2000. Seems like someone is spending a \* bit \* too much time here. Anyway congrats Demo Keith ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/24 "2000-07-17T22:04:16Z")
No party??? I brought buns…you bastards!!! I’m gonna go eat these in my car. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/25 "2000-07-17T22:34:28Z")
Congratulations, Demo. What kind of buns did you bring, Jimmy? ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/26 "2000-07-17T22:43:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Democritus \* > Just wait 'til I get _home_ from work! Why I oughta… A clear confession that you’ve been posting from work? 😃 My plan for slowly gathering evidence compromising each member of the Teeming Millions is slowly taking shape, BWAHAHAHA. I think I’ll just go track my muddy shows over your carpet, drink all your beer and make a pass at your woman. Did you say something? I thought not. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/27 "2000-07-17T22:47:33Z")
\< techchick brought beer, green chile, tortillas and real refried beans, chips and fresh salsa \> \< she forgot her swim suit though \> psy do you have one I can borrow? I promise I don’t have any cooties. Yeah Demo, you board slut 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/28 "2000-07-17T23:16:26Z")
**Odieman** , please…God…help…me… I must post. I must. Ya know, I’ve gone for a week at a time, sometimes two, without posting anything or thinking about the board but, I swear, when it’s on - It’s **on**! **Jimmy** , I think we have some left over cheese dogs in the fridge. They’re only a few months old… **Arnie** , _first_ you make fun of green couches, now this??? I thought you loved me! ☹ :: sniff :: 😃 **Techie** , now have I _ever_ denied being a board slut? Mmmmm, green chilies!!! ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/29 "2000-07-18T00:30:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Democritus \* > **Odieman, please…God…help…me… I must post. I must. Ya know, I’ve gone for a week at a time, sometimes two, without posting anything or thinking about the board but, I swear, when it’s on - It’s on!** Yeah, see Demo is known as a “Binge Poster” it’s a sad disease really. The only known cure is something to alleviate the boredom that causes the disease to rear its ugly head. Anyway, hey all, pass me a margarita!! ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/30 "2000-07-18T00:33:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*That’s just great. What the hell am I supposed to do with this cheeseball \* now? \* \*\* Hey Uncle Beer … I got your new sig right here baby! ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/31 "2000-07-18T00:37:38Z")
ROFLMFAO Brunetter – that WOULD make a great sig line!!! \< snorting now \> ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/32 "2000-07-18T00:41:25Z")
_enters with backpack full of books_ Hey I’m here for the bookclub… What the hell? I thought this was going to be an evening of enlightenment, education and reading together? _sigh_ Well if we really HAVE to party… Congrats Demo. May you have many more (parties that is). ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/33 "2000-07-18T00:42:31Z")
Sure, Democritus, I love you with a love as hot as a thousand blazing suns. Come on, who’s your daddy? ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/34 "2000-07-18T00:48:18Z")
**looks sideways at Arnold and slowly works his way to the other side of the room** ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/35 "2000-07-18T00:56:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lux Fiat \* > \*\*Well, Demo, that depends on what you mean by whacked-out hair. J.C. definitely has normal hair. Justin’s got kind of a curly brillo-head thing going, and then there’s Chris, who had some pseudo-dreds for a while. The B.S. Boys all have wholesome hair. > > Hm. I think I need to start drinkin’. \*\* Wow. Lux, I…never knew. I have a 15 year old sister, and you totally know more about those boys than I do. The question then becomes…why? Oh, and happy non-celebration, Demo. Couldn’t have not happened to a nicer guy! ---
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/36 "2000-07-18T00:57:34Z")
dpr - did someone say book club??? monster, Techchick - body shots? (please, please, please) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/37 "2000-07-18T01:03:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried \* > > my muddy shows over. 😛 \*\* hey, Arnie said he’s inviting mud wrestlers! Great! Hey demo, congrats, nice party you’re NOT having. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/38 "2000-07-18T02:41:16Z")
**Arnie** , well, if you really must know, **Psy** is my daddy. You’re just ma beeotch! 😉 **Swiddles** , umm, thanks… I think. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/39 "2000-07-18T03:12:49Z")
Lux, I agree that you need to drink. Come over here and drink with me. And Demo, you’re a postitute and a chat ho. And we love you for it. _smooches_ ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/40 "2000-07-18T03:18:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*That’s just great. What the hell am I supposed to do with this cheeseball, now? \*\* ::eyes drunken, perverted Dopers trashing Demo’s place:: **UncleBeer** , you’re asking _this group?!_ There are some things medical science hasn’t founds ways to correct! Great non-party, **Demo**! Here’s some jerky, clam dip, jalepeno poppers and the keg of Guinness is on the way. I can overlook that green couch, but you don’t have another spider hanging around the can, do you?? Veb [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882.md?page=3)