# I'm not having a party. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882 "2000-07-17T20:20:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/41 "2000-07-18T03:24:23Z")
BigJoe: Demo was reading and I happen to know he’s an avid member of the book club in [Dopeville](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28008). I put two and two together and assumed he was hosting a ‘bookclub’ night instead. ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/42 "2000-07-18T03:35:05Z")
hey … I get the bookclub joke 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/43 "2000-07-18T04:37:44Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Tymp \* > \*\*No party?! Oh, great! Now what, exactly, am I supposed to do with this #@_&ing piñata? \*\* Well, I’m sure I can find some use for it, but you might have to help me out there. ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/44 "2000-07-18T06:10:33Z")
Swiddles, I _guarantee_ your sister knows more about this stuff than I do. For instance, I still can’t tell Howie and A.J. from the B.S. Boys apart. 😃 Okay, I gotta stop typing that stuff out loud. Falc, line 'em up! Quick! ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/45 "2000-07-18T06:29:25Z")
You people really know how to not throw a party! \ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/46 "2000-07-18T13:50:36Z")
_hands Lux several beers_ Drink these down NOW. It’ll be all right…I promise. Now Balance…are you suggesting a game of Naked Twister? Hmmmm? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/47 "2000-07-18T14:31:26Z")
This is the best non-party I’ve ever not been to. I can’t remember the last time I was this not wasted. I think I’m going to not throw up. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/48 "2000-07-18T16:43:15Z")
**Falc** , a prostitute? My word! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TVeblen \* > Great non-party, **Demo**! Here’s some jerky, clam dip, jalepeno poppers and the keg of Guinness is on the way. > > I can overlook that green couch, but you don’t have another spider hanging around the can, do you?? > > Veb \*\* **Veb** , a **keg** of Guiness??? I think I just found a new best friend!!! Oh, and since Pierre died, I haven’t had the heart to keep any more guard arachnids. ☹ Which reminds me, I recently got a picture of Pierre back, I will post it here when I get home this evening. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/49 "2000-07-18T16:58:36Z")
Hey, Demo? Since there’s no party going on here, I’d like to invite you to the the party I’ll be having in about 10 posts or so. There _will_ be alcohol, food, hot tubs, and nudity. Also possibly a goat and a fire truck, depending. Pinata, tickle fights and twister optional. No felching. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/50 "2000-07-18T17:08:05Z")
NO, Demo. A POSTitute. Ask Surgo. We decided in Raleigh that that’s the proper term. Not post slut. 🙂 Now, as for being chat ho…no comment. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882/51 "2000-07-18T18:24:32Z")
Falc, **look who’s talkin’!!!** 'nuff said. 😉 Sunshine, I’d be honored. Let me know when and where! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-having-a-party/25882.md?page=2)