# I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive...that there was a new South Park tonight

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 13, 2008, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-just-sure-im-hiv-positive-that-there-was-a-new-south-park-tonight/441221 "2008-03-13T05:33:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-just-sure-im-hiv-positive-that-there-was-a-new-south-park-tonight/441221/21 "2008-03-14T02:27:01Z")

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I’m watching it again and forgot some of the best parts- Butters kissing Cartman on the cheek to show him he wont treat him any different, the prinicpal and Mr Mackey making Eric apologize to Kyle for giving him AIDS, and chastising Kyle for tattling (tattlings bad m’kay), everyone assuimg Eric and Stan are lovers. Good stuff.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-just-sure-im-hiv-positive-that-there-was-a-new-south-park-tonight/441221/22 "2008-03-14T03:48:45Z")

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I laughed more at the rerun episode they had previous to tonight’s premiere.

I hadn’t seen the “Mormon” episode in quite some time. Very funny.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-just-sure-im-hiv-positive-that-there-was-a-new-south-park-tonight/441221/23 "2008-03-14T04:32:36Z")

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What was the last line? ‘I’ll tell you this: I’m never…’ DVR stopped.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-just-sure-im-hiv-positive-that-there-was-a-new-south-park-tonight/441221/24 "2008-03-14T07:43:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]  
What was the last line? ‘I’ll tell you this: I’m never…’ DVR stopped.  
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It was Kyle telling Cartman, “I’m still going to smash your X Box.”

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-just-sure-im-hiv-positive-that-there-was-a-new-south-park-tonight/441221/25 "2008-03-14T09:07:31Z")

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[QUOTE=cochrane]  
It was Kyle telling Cartman, “I’m still going to smash your X Box.”  
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From where your DVR cut off–

Cartman: I’ll tell you this, I’m never getting my tonsils out again.

Kyle: I’m still breaking your X Box.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-just-sure-im-hiv-positive-that-there-was-a-new-south-park-tonight/441221/26 "2008-03-14T17:11:47Z")

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“AIDS. Wow. That’s really retro.” Tell me I’m not the only one who got that joke.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-just-sure-im-hiv-positive-that-there-was-a-new-south-park-tonight/441221/27 "2008-03-14T19:19:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]  
“AIDS. Wow. That’s really retro.” Tell me I’m not the only one who got that joke.  
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Damnit, I just got it. That’s quite good…actually, I think it’s almost as good as “I’m not just sure–I’m HIV positive.”

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