# I'm Not Late, It's a Snow Delay

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-late-its-a-snow-delay/226277>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 27, 2004, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-late-its-a-snow-delay/226277 "2004-01-27T13:04:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-late-its-a-snow-delay/226277/61 "2004-01-30T14:05:27Z")

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Gee, and all this time I couldn’t decide whether **Wintermute** was a Gibson fan or just really into obscure industrial music…

If we’re doing this musical right, then I have to be played by a 50 foot tall animatronic Colonel Sanders who constantly staggers around the background trying to get people to eat more pork.

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**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-late-its-a-snow-delay/226277/62 "2004-01-30T21:55:02Z")

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Hey Swampbear, it’s up to 16 F° today here in Lexington.

Positively balmy.

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