# I'm not married to Purplebear

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-married-to-purplebear/26042>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 19, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-married-to-purplebear/26042 "2000-07-19T00:53:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-married-to-purplebear/26042/21 "2000-07-19T13:42:40Z")

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Nor am I married to purplebear.

This being the **deep** south, we can’t marry as we’re not already blood kin. 😉

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-married-to-purplebear/26042/22 "2000-07-19T13:54:42Z")

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Good lord, Purplebear is married to BOTH Mr. Bear and Pipefitter… you lucky woman 😉

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@Mr\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Bear)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-married-to-purplebear/26042/23 "2000-07-19T21:38:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CanadianSue \*  
> \*\*Good lord, Purplebear is married to BOTH Mr. Bear and Pipefitter… you lucky woman 😉 \*\*

You might have a different opion if you new me better! I have been told once or twice that I am a_bear_ to live with.😃

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-married-to-purplebear/26042/24 "2000-07-20T14:48:05Z")

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Although Purp is with me and enjoying herself _greatly_, I am not married to her, either! (Drat the luck!) 🙂

Oh, and the kids are having a blast too! 😛

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-married-to-purplebear/26042/25 "2000-07-20T15:07:15Z")

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Thank you pipefitter for the compliment._Blush_ I am proud to call you my friend. We will still be friends 20yrs from now (if I have anything to say about it!).

TalkingSquirrel, I’m sorry to burst your bubble like that. \<whispers in his ear ‘just don’t tell anyone about…’\> 😉

SS, maybe it’s a good thing that we’re not related. After all, in Texas, that sort of thing simply isn’t _done_!

Wanderer, I started to say something about how you _do_ look, then decided I’d better not. Mr Bear will come home sometime…

Chief, Chief, Chief. See what you started? 20 lashes with a wet noodle. \<oh, wait, you’ll probably enjoy that too much!\> And, I just _knew_ you’d be the one to pick up on what pipefitter said!

Thanks, CanadianSue. You really want to get me in trouble, don’t you? 😉

VB, you’re such a rascal! Just you wait til your back is turned today… \<hehehehee\>

Mr Bear, my love. Thank you so much for that compliment. Oh, dear… I’d better be careful or this may turn into an X-rated thread. 😛 \<and, yes, I **do** know how to use my tongue\> You know how I feel about you, always have, always will. I’ll tell you more in my next email to you, dearest.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-married-to-purplebear/26042/26 "2000-07-20T15:11:16Z")

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I was never married to Mr. Bear.

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