# I'm NOT PMSing...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-pmsing/9992>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 26, 1999, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-pmsing/9992 "1999-10-26T20:36:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-pmsing/9992/21 "1999-10-28T05:11:00Z")

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I’ve always said that I’m the luckiest man alive. My wife is ALWAYS horny, but especially around that time of the month. I figure, what the hell, I’m washable. She’s also a lot ‘nastier’ during that time too. Nastier, as in the things she says during sex for example. Very vocal. Oh yeah, daddy needs a new pair of shoes!

Enright3

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“Damn, it’d be like two days at Disneyland without the kids!” - Comment by a male friend the first time he saw a picture of Phouka and her breasts.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-pmsing/9992/22 "1999-10-28T05:15:00Z")

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Hmmmmm…

## _off to look for some shoe-fetish sites_

Coldfire

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“You know how complex women are”

- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-pmsing/9992/23 "1999-10-28T05:21:00Z")

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Enright likes my sig!!! WHEEEEEEEEEE! 😃

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“Damn, it’d be like two days at Disneyland without the kids!” - Comment by a male friend the first time he saw a picture of me and my breasts.

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-pmsing/9992/24 "1999-10-28T05:26:00Z")

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> I’d always heard that “red wings” was just having sex with someone while they were riding the cotton pony

Uhhhh. . . . Nope.

## Ever since I had the Big “H”, it doesn’t matter what time of the month it is, I am always READY! No mess either (or at least the red variety).

\>^,^\<  
KITTEN  
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

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