# I'm not saying it's aliens, but ... it's aliens **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 8, 2023, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-saying-its-aliens-but-its-aliens/985168 "2023-06-08T00:33:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-saying-its-aliens-but-its-aliens/985168/161 "2026-03-30T02:23:37Z")
There’s a disturbing possibility that this French senator [who’s been in the news](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/insight/french-senator-s-trump-attack-sparks-global-buzz/gm-GM91789A75?gemSnapshotKey=GM91789A75-snapshot-0&ocid=smtlch) is actually an extraterrestrial. I mean, c’mon. [![](https://thebulletin.org/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Claude-Malhuret-590x370.jpg.optimal.jpg) ](https://thebulletin.org/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Claude-Malhuret-590x370.jpg.optimal.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-saying-its-aliens-but-its-aliens/985168/162 "2026-03-30T02:31:22Z")
> [@ready29003](#): > > The world is controlled by a secret group, Majestic 12 is a good name for it. Someone’s gonna have to inform the Illuminati, the Trilateral Commission, the Bohemian Grove, the Deep State, the Elders of Zion, Comet Ping Pong Pizza, the Pentaverate, and the Reverse Vampires that their racket’s being horned in on. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-saying-its-aliens-but-its-aliens/985168/163 "2026-03-30T02:37:01Z")
And the RAND corporation! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-saying-its-aliens-but-its-aliens/985168/164 "2026-03-30T10:14:41Z")
Nobody expects the Bilderbergers! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-saying-its-aliens-but-its-aliens/985168/165 "2026-03-30T10:15:50Z")
Dude don’t even speak English like a real 'Murrican. 'Course he’s an alien. Prolly a lizard under that skin. ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-saying-its-aliens-but-its-aliens/985168/166 "2026-05-31T16:30:31Z")
Because somebody can’t keep the thumb drives out of the marinara. ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-saying-its-aliens-but-its-aliens/985168/167 "2026-05-31T16:36:51Z")
I always crack up imagining an alien planet far away collecting a few human Voyager-like spacecraft in their own Area 51, and the aliens clamoring for their government to tell the truth about the human stuff. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-saying-its-aliens-but-its-aliens/985168.md?page=8)