# Im not sorry and it is a fact **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 29, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246 "2010-11-29T02:48:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PHILLIP\_KALAVERAS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9e5f3/32.png) [@PHILLIP\_KALAVERAS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PHILLIP_KALAVERAS)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/1 "2010-11-29T02:48:16Z")
A hysterical break. How and win you going to die has everything to do with your genetic make up how FAT you are and ware you live and work, NOTHING to do with tobacco, You may now return to your hysterical state. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/2 "2010-11-29T02:50:47Z")
> [@PHILLIP\_KALAVERAS](#): > > A hysterical break. How and win you going to die has everything to do with your genetic make up how FAT you are and ware you live and work, NOTHING to do with tobacco, You may now return to your hysterical state. Most of my close relatives died from cancer thanks to tobacco. Despite whatever fantasies you may have on the subject tobacco is very dangerous and responsible for huge numbers of deaths. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/3 "2010-11-29T02:52:46Z")
You’re sorry, all right. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/4 "2010-11-29T02:53:49Z")
Thanks for the heads up buddy. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/5 "2010-11-29T03:04:44Z")
What the hell. I would usually say “welcome to the SD” but you make that difficult to do with an opener like that one, PHILLIP. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/6 "2010-11-29T03:13:22Z")
Yeah, I’ll go dig up my aunt and tell her that. Might take a while, and I doubt you’ll be here when I get back. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/7 "2010-11-29T03:38:14Z")
Well, just took a look at the statistics. If you look at all the people who smoked, the vast majority of them die by non-smoking related causes (bus accidents, natural disasters, violent crime, eaten by llamas). Therefore, one should conclude that smoking has no impact on how and win you going to die has everything to do with your genetic make up how FAT you are and ware you live and work, NOTHING to do with tobacco crazy crazy. ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/8 "2010-11-29T03:45:16Z")
Why do you hate homonyms? ---
**Author:** ![TimeWinder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@TimeWinder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TimeWinder)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/9 "2010-11-29T03:54:08Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > Well, just took a look at the statistics. If you look at all the people who smoked, the vast majority of them die by non-smoking related causes (bus accidents, natural disasters, violent crime, eaten by llamas). Therefore, one should conclude that smoking has no impact on how and win you going to die has everything to do with your genetic make up how FAT you are and ware you live and work, NOTHING to do with tobacco crazy crazy. No. From this data, one should conclude that smoking causes one to get eaten by llamas. I’d love to see the FDA put THAT on the side of the cigarette packs! ---
**Author:** ![ExcitedIdiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ea5d25/32.png) [@ExcitedIdiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExcitedIdiot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/10 "2010-11-29T03:54:09Z")
> [@PHILLIP\_KALAVERAS](#): > > A hysterical break. How and win you going to die has everything to do with your genetic make up how FAT you are and ware you live and work, NOTHING to do with tobacco, You may now return to your hysterical state. I heard poor spelling and grammar, is a leading cause of death. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/11 "2010-11-29T04:08:13Z")
> [@TimeWinder](#): > > No. From this data, one should conclude that smoking causes one to get eaten by llamas. I’d love to see the FDA put THAT on the side of the cigarette packs! Our sales would plummet! ---
**Author:** ![may\_be\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@may\_be\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/may_be_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/12 "2010-11-29T04:08:18Z")
You sir are a complete badass, thanks. and dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/13 "2010-11-29T04:14:23Z")
Someone somewhere should make a firefox addon that blocks posts on message boards that have randomly capitalized words in them. Its bizarre how consistently that correlates with a, err, certain type of writer. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/14 "2010-11-29T04:15:45Z")
Dumb argument, terrible writing. What else you got? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/15 "2010-11-29T04:25:10Z")
I cant weight tells this lans in the pit, sew I can rally till ewe watt eye things of YOU’RE HYSTERICALS post. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/16 "2010-11-29T04:25:12Z")
How odd. Tell me, is english your second language? ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/17 "2010-11-29T04:33:47Z")
> [@Simplicio](#): > > Someone somewhere should make a firefox addon that blocks posts on message boards that have randomly capitalized words in them. Its bizarre how consistently that correlates with a, err, certain type of writer. [Like this?](https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/7115/) It’s only for youtube comments, but at least someone’s thinking about it. ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/18 "2010-11-29T04:34:05Z")
I hate school holidays. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/19 "2010-11-29T04:47:06Z")
> [@ExcitedIdiot](#): > > I heard poor spelling and grammar, is a leading cause of death. What THE MEDIA doesn’t want people to know is that after SKINHEADS and BIKERS, those most like to track someone down and beat them to death without cause are GRAMMARIANS. In IOWA last year alone, 47 people were beaten to death with copies of the American Heritage Dictionary. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/20 "2010-11-29T04:51:19Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > In IOWA last year alone, 47 people were beaten to death with copies of the American Heritage Dictionary. Thus the term “Dictator”. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246.md?page=2)