# Im not sorry and it is a fact **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 29, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246 "2010-11-29T02:48:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/21 "2010-11-29T04:59:13Z")
You forgot the ExcLamATion PoinTs!!!11111elventy one. And ellipses…lots… and…lots of…ellipses. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/22 "2010-11-29T04:59:39Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > How odd. Tell me, is english your second language? Not yet. ---
**Author:** ![firstname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ab992/32.png) [@firstname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/firstname)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/23 "2010-11-29T05:03:32Z")
I\*\*’\*\*m sorry there should be an apostrophe in your title and it is a fact. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/24 "2010-11-29T05:05:58Z")
Why are you sorry for that? ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/25 "2010-11-29T05:10:49Z")
> [@PHILLIP\_KALAVERAS](#): > > You may now return to your hysterical state. Return? I never left. And what’s so hysterical about Michigan? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/26 "2010-11-29T05:17:04Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > Return? I never left. And what’s so hysterical about Michigan? 😕 Y’all use your hand to show us where you’re from in the state, that’s pretty damned funny but I wouldn’t say it’s hysterical. ETA: Also, the ol Maize & Blue are pretty funny these last few years 😉 Sincerely, Sleeps, OSU alumni ---
**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/27 "2010-11-29T05:42:08Z")
I’m going to love this thread long time. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/28 "2010-11-29T05:45:52Z")
I knew the OPs registry date just by the thread title alone. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/29 "2010-11-29T05:50:38Z")
> [@nikonikosuru](#): > > I’m going to love this thread long time. I keep hearing the thread title as the start of a rap song myself. \*"I’m not sorry and it is a fact, you’re hysterical and tobacco got back"\* ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/30 "2010-11-29T05:53:06Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Y’all use your hand to show us where you’re from in the state, that’s pretty damned funny but I wouldn’t say it’s hysterical. > > ETA: Also, the ol Maize & Blue are pretty funny these last few years 😉 > > Sincerely, > Sleeps, OSU alumni Hey **Sleeps**! What do you say the the OSU grad when they show up at your door? You don’t say anything! . . . . . You just pay for the pizza, and let them get on their way! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/31 "2010-11-29T05:54:34Z")
This also looks like the sort of screed that would be posted to multiple message boards, which is the mods’ definition of SPAM. So I went ahead and **reported** the OP. I didn’t find anything on Google, but maybe it’s not exactly the same. The mods seem better at finding spammers than I, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/32 "2010-11-29T05:55:04Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > I keep hearing the thread title as the start of a rap song myself. > > \*"I’m not sorry and it is a fact, > > you’re hysterical and tobacco got back"\* I keep hearing it as a line from that Madonna song, “Human Nature.” ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/33 "2010-11-29T06:00:11Z")
Damn it! You’ve positioned yourself so that I’m on the same side as **Der Trihs**. For that reason alone I should shove a lit bail of tobacco up your ass just to hear you whimper about how tobacco doesn’t kill. In your favor, your spellchecker seems to be functional. At least as well as your logic. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/34 "2010-11-29T06:01:07Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > Hey **Sleeps**! > What do you say the the OSU grad when they show up at your door? > > You don’t say anything! > > . > . > . > . > . > > You just pay for the pizza, and let them get on their way! 😉 Heyyy, what’s the most useful thing about a diploma from Michigan? You can put it on your dashboard to qualify for handicapped parking! 😉 PS: I used to know a bunch of them, but not so much anymore ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/35 "2010-11-29T06:41:25Z")
Well, I guess I can’t pick on you hairless nuts with my cashew name but I will ask you this. Which one is bigger? The Ohio 3rd grader or the Michigan 3rd grader? The Ohio 3rd grader. Because they’re 18 years old. No, that school down south in Columbusville is a truly great school, (although I will not mention it by name.) Congrats for having gone there, **Sleeps With Buckeyes Butterflies** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/36 "2010-11-29T06:57:33Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Sleeps, OSU alumni “Alumni”? How many of you are there? (They didn’t teach me that at OSU either.) ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/37 "2010-11-29T08:12:08Z")
We apologise for the inconvenience now returning you lovely viewers to your regularly scheduled methamphetamines, and have a lovely day. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/38 "2010-11-29T08:27:43Z")
> [@PHILLIP\_KALAVERAS](#): > > \ No matter how I squint at this “last” name, it’s sure the weirdest spelling of “MORRIS” that I have ever seen… 😕 😛 ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/39 "2010-11-29T09:43:39Z")
> [@may\_be\_ignorant](#): > > You sir are a complete badass, thanks. > > and dumb. Or perhaps a complete dumbass and bad? ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246/40 "2010-11-29T11:54:33Z")
I’m tempted to move this into the Pit, and tell y’all to just have a bit of fun. I must be strong, though. It’s not like someone can’t Pit him without my permission. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sorry-and-it-is-a-fact/562246.md?page=3)