Im not sorry and it is a fact

You forgot the ExcLamATion PoinTs!!!11111elventy one.

And ellipses…lots… and…lots of…ellipses.

Not yet.

I**’**m sorry there should be an apostrophe in your title and it is a fact.

Why are you sorry for that?

Return? I never left. And what’s so hysterical about Michigan? :confused:

Y’all use your hand to show us where you’re from in the state, that’s pretty damned funny but I wouldn’t say it’s hysterical.

ETA: Also, the ol Maize & Blue are pretty funny these last few years :wink:

Sincerely,
Sleeps, OSU alumni

I’m going to love this thread long time.

I knew the OPs registry date just by the thread title alone.

I keep hearing the thread title as the start of a rap song myself.

*"I’m not sorry and it is a fact,

you’re hysterical and tobacco got back"*

Hey Sleeps!
What do you say the the OSU grad when they show up at your door?

You don’t say anything!

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You just pay for the pizza, and let them get on their way! :wink:

This also looks like the sort of screed that would be posted to multiple message boards, which is the mods’ definition of SPAM. So I went ahead and reported the OP. I didn’t find anything on Google, but maybe it’s not exactly the same. The mods seem better at finding spammers than I, anyway.

I keep hearing it as a line from that Madonna song, “Human Nature.”

Damn it! You’ve positioned yourself so that I’m on the same side as Der Trihs. For that reason alone I should shove a lit bail of tobacco up your ass just to hear you whimper about how tobacco doesn’t kill.

In your favor, your spellchecker seems to be functional. At least as well as your logic.

Heyyy, what’s the most useful thing about a diploma from Michigan? You can put it on your dashboard to qualify for handicapped parking! :wink:

PS: I used to know a bunch of them, but not so much anymore

Well, I guess I can’t pick on you hairless nuts with my cashew name but I will ask you this.

Which one is bigger? The Ohio 3rd grader or the Michigan 3rd grader?

The Ohio 3rd grader. Because they’re 18 years old.
No, that school down south in Columbusville is a truly great school, (although I will not mention it by name.)
Congrats for having gone there, Sleeps With Buckeyes Butterflies :slight_smile:

“Alumni”? How many of you are there?

(They didn’t teach me that at OSU either.)

We apologise for the inconvenience now returning you lovely viewers to your regularly scheduled methamphetamines, and have a lovely day.

No matter how I squint at this “last” name, it’s sure the weirdest spelling of “MORRIS” that I have ever seen… :confused: :stuck_out_tongue:

Or perhaps a complete dumbass and bad?

I’m tempted to move this into the Pit, and tell y’all to just have a bit of fun.

I must be strong, though. It’s not like someone can’t Pit him without my permission.