# I'm Not Straight, But If I Were... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 30, 2006, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863 "2006-04-30T19:54:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863/1 "2006-04-30T19:54:29Z")
I think I’d do Charleze Theron. ---
**Author:** ![MissMossie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MissMossie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMossie)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863/2 "2006-04-30T21:41:40Z")
I would totally want Hugh Grant. ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863/3 "2006-04-30T21:46:16Z")
Jamie Bamber. ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863/4 "2006-04-30T23:36:05Z")
Keira Knightley . . . she’s just luminous . . . ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863/5 "2006-04-30T23:37:53Z")
Ooh, and Eliza Dushku . . . Ok, I’ll stop posting now. ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863/6 "2006-05-01T01:13:53Z")
Nobody much these days, but a few decades ago it would have been Michael York… ---
**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863/7 "2006-05-01T02:13:39Z")
Goldie Hawn, Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lopez all made me realize I’m so not straight. I’m sure there are others, too. I love women, just not in that icky way 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863/8 "2006-05-01T02:37:39Z")
> [@Merhouse](#): > > Goldie Hawn, Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lopez all made me realize I’m so not straight. > > I’m sure there are others, too. I love women, just not in that icky way 😉 Hmmm, I guess I’m 2/3 gay, the only problem is I don’t really like the cock 🙂 (Or does J-Lo make up for the other two by virtue of ampleness?) ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863/9 "2006-05-01T03:22:18Z")
I’m not gay, but I’d go there for Halle Berry and Salma Hayek. ---
**Author:** ![D-bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@D-bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D-bear)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863/10 "2006-05-01T03:36:18Z")
Annie Lennox. Imagine a hot kiss followed by a rap of her knuckles bloodying your lip. Tough women are so hot! ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863/11 "2006-05-01T12:44:08Z")
> [@Cyn](#): > > I’m not gay, but I’d go there for Halle Berry and Salma Hayek. Together? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863/12 "2006-05-01T13:31:21Z")
> [@D-bear](#): > > Annie Lennox. Imagine a hot kiss followed by a rap of her knuckles bloodying your lip. Tough women are so hot! Geezus! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863/13 "2006-05-01T14:14:36Z")
Hmm, if I was hetero, I’d probably like to have a go at Errol Flynn, (no one said it couldn’t be someone dead) I mean, wait, I’m not a necrophiliac, I meant I’d do Errol when he was young and so effeminately studly. Don’t laugh, I find Patrick Stewart to be absolutely stunning, so regal, the perfectly shaped head, that _voice._ Mrowr. Aaaaand, Johnny Depp. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863/14 "2006-05-01T14:49:07Z")
I have always said that I would carry Burt Reynolds’ baby. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-straight-but-if-i-were/354863/15 "2006-05-01T15:38:20Z")
Hmm, if I were straight I’d have a thing with Julia Roberts.