# I'm Not Sure I WANT to Go to Funky Town

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 17, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sure-i-want-to-go-to-funky-town/175892 "2003-05-17T14:25:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sure-i-want-to-go-to-funky-town/175892/41 "2003-05-20T00:00:05Z")

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Well, **KCSuze** , at least it’s a liitle bit country and a liitle bit rock & roll.

Byt…

We want the funk. Gotta have that funk.

Though, after spending the weekend there, I just need to say, I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.

So I took the double dutch bus back home becusae that ain’t no way to have fun.

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sure-i-want-to-go-to-funky-town/175892/42 "2003-05-20T05:38:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by whitetho \*  
> \*\*Inspired by [song writer Steven] Greenberg’s boredom …  
> \*\*

I read this as Steve Guttenberg.

I said to myself, _HE_ wrote that song?!!  
um. anyway, continue on…

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**Author:** ![Doc\_Trauma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Doc\_Trauma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doc_Trauma)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sure-i-want-to-go-to-funky-town/175892/43 "2003-05-20T06:00:48Z")

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What ever you do, don’t try to find Funkytown with MapQuest Directions…it will end badly.

You may find yourself in a large automobile, you may find yourself with a beautiful wife and you’ll ask yourself ‘Well how did I get here’ and the only answer you’ll be able to come up with after meandering thru the misty watercolor memories of where you were going is; by letting the days go by, letting Mapquest screw it up.

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-sure-i-want-to-go-to-funky-town/175892/44 "2003-05-20T06:49:53Z")

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I don’t care where Funkytown is. I just want to know when it is going to start raining men because I have had collection and storage facilties up for AGES!

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