# I'm not who I used to be

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-who-i-used-to-be/427046>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 19, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-who-i-used-to-be/427046 "2007-11-19T16:34:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-who-i-used-to-be/427046/1 "2007-11-19T16:34:40Z")

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As I stated in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=9183286#post9183286), I was not happy with my member name.

I put in the request to the wonderful, fantastic, brilliant, kind, lovely, thoughtful, considerate **TubaDiva** and she graciously changed my name.

Goodbye, **erie774**. Hello, **Slypork**.

The name was my high school nickname, given to me by one of my best friends. It was a dumb joke that just stuck, but I love the name and so kept it.

Please carry on. Thank you.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-who-i-used-to-be/427046/2 "2007-11-19T16:36:31Z")

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Why am I hearing the Swedish Chef in my head?

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**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-who-i-used-to-be/427046/3 "2007-11-19T16:41:47Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Why am I hearing the Swedish Chef in my head?  
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Nope. That would be Slybork. bork bork.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-who-i-used-to-be/427046/4 "2007-11-19T16:52:43Z")

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[Homer] Mmmm Sly Pork [/Homer]

Congrats.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-who-i-used-to-be/427046/5 "2007-11-19T17:09:15Z")

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Congratulations!

Does this mean that you’ll just kind of unobtrusively _ease_ your way into all the Bacon Salt threads?

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-who-i-used-to-be/427046/6 "2007-11-19T17:15:10Z")

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I’m always happy to see new pig-related user names.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-who-i-used-to-be/427046/7 "2007-11-19T17:20:54Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Why am I hearing the Swedish Chef in my head?  
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I was wondering if he was related to [Dr. Strangepork](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Julius_Strangepork).

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-who-i-used-to-be/427046/8 "2007-11-19T19:49:27Z")

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It’s a good supervillain name. I\* like\* it.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-who-i-used-to-be/427046/9 "2007-11-19T19:52:41Z")

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Remember the good ol’days when **erie774** used to post here? I wonder what ever became of him…

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**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2007, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-not-who-i-used-to-be/427046/10 "2007-11-20T04:35:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Kythereia]  
It’s a good supervillain name. I\* like\* it.  
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I had a friend who was a very talented artist. He drew a picture for me of a pig wearing a trenchcoat and fedora, leaning against a streetlamp, cigarette in his lips. I’ve got to find it again.
