# I'm Number 930! There is no #1... What # are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 9, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041 "2000-05-09T20:30:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/1 "2000-05-09T20:30:01Z")
I noticed that the URL’s of our profiles are in numerical order of when we registered! And of the 6,285 members here (as of now), I am #930… What number are you? Here are the first 20 folks to register: [ol] [li]Lynn Bodoni _Administrator_[/li][li]Dan Kaplan _Administrator_[/li][li]dunl _Administrator_[/li][li]jkeene[/li][li]Ed Zotti _Administrator_[/li][li]jcrandall _Administrator_[/li][li]SDStaffKen[/li][li]SDStaffWildBabe[/li][li]jimboy _No Status - Never Posted_[/li][li]VegForLife[/li][li]Songbird[/li][li]Melis[/li][li]Monty[/li][li]Cyberian54 _No Status - Never Posted_[/li][li]Cyberian55[/li][li]WildBabe[/li][li]Ian Rey[/li][li]CKDextHavn _Administrator_[/li][li]Mike Lenehan[/li][/ol] Other notable milestone numbers include: #100 Pamela #500 DoctorRay _No Status - Never Posted_ #1000 Jeano #1500 topolino #2000 jazzmine #2500 Bible Hero #3000 LonesomePolecat #3500 FARQART #4000 cowboy #4500 MarioC _No Status - Never Posted_ #5000 funkywinkerbean84 _No Status - Never Posted_ #5500 Oblong #6000 AwesomeCosmicPowers #6285 notquitekarpov The last person is our most recent registrant! Interestingly enough, there is no #1, and somehow Lynn Bodoni managed a time-space breech by having her date be later than others listed (I still think she is the first registrant here). So what number are you? And what number is your sock puppet? 😃 * * * Yer pal, Satan _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: One month, 18 hours, 29 minutes and 34 seconds. 1230 cigarettes not smoked, saving $153.85. Life saved: 4 days, 6 hours, 30 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/2 "2000-05-09T20:43:17Z")
[Damn](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=23543). * * * Yer pal, Satan _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: One month, 18 hours, 42 minutes and 50 seconds. 1231 cigarettes not smoked, saving $153.90. Life saved: 4 days, 6 hours, 35 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/3 "2000-05-09T21:13:32Z")
Number 5497. ---
**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/4 "2000-05-09T21:17:04Z")
Cecil Adams is #31. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/5 "2000-05-09T21:20:39Z")
I’m # 366! ---
**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/6 "2000-05-09T21:27:33Z")
\>\>\>\> Interestingly enough, there is no #1 \<\<\<\< Oh sure… Satan, the Fallen Archangel _would_ say that. \>\>\>\> Cecil Adams is #31. \<\<\<\< but H\_thur, you _must_ know THAT is sacrilege! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/7 "2000-05-09T21:33:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I noticed that the URL’s of our profiles are in numerical order of when we registered! And of the 6,285 members here (as of now), I am #930… What number are you?\*\* Okay, this is my first venture back into the fray after a self-imposed sabbatical. I looked into my profile and I didn’t see any number listed. You say it is based on the IP address, so maybe it will show up after I post this. BTW, I see that while I was gone, you hit the 3000 mark. Belated congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/8 "2000-05-09T21:39:00Z")
If you click on your profile, the number at the end of the URL is your number, the order you registered in… * * * Yer pal, Satan _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: One month, 19 hours, 38 minutes and 32 seconds. 1232 cigarettes not smoked, saving $154.09. Life saved: 4 days, 6 hours, 40 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/9 "2000-05-09T21:58:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > If you click on your profile, the number at the end of the URL is your number, the order you registered in… > > * * * > > Yer pal, > Satan\*\* Ahhh…very interesting. Thanks for the tip. According to my profile URL, I am contestant number 123. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/10 "2000-05-09T22:01:44Z")
930 is MY number! Sorry, got carried away there. My number is 1608. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/11 "2000-05-09T22:33:44Z")
I have 2188. Satan, you really need to find out who has 666. ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/12 "2000-05-09T23:36:52Z")
The new # 2 … You are # 6. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/13 "2000-05-09T23:56:20Z")
My number is 5387 =) ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/14 "2000-05-09T23:57:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > The new # 2 … You are # 6. > \*\* Wasn’t #6 actually #1? That last episode was confusing… ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/15 "2000-05-10T00:03:34Z")
I am not a num… Ahhh, OK. I am number 4910. Just don’t stick me in that dang balloon! ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/16 "2000-05-10T00:07:39Z")
::running around room with an 898 fingered foam hand:: “I’m #898! I’m #898!” ---
**Author:** ![GoSensGo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@GoSensGo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoSensGo)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/17 "2000-05-10T00:33:10Z")
1. Not a bad number. In fact, it makes me part of the first 26% of people to have joined the board. ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/18 "2000-05-10T00:34:28Z")
I’m #532. I’ve been posting regularly (pretty much) for over a year and I _still_ haven’t reached 1000 posts (not that I’m crying about it, or anything). ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/19 "2000-05-10T00:55:49Z")
Presumably you have to post something to see the URL for your number. Let’s see… ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041/20 "2000-05-10T00:55:58Z")
5381… not too bad I number I don’t think. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-number-930-there-is-no-1-what-are-you/19041.md?page=2)