# I'm Officially an Old Fogey

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-officially-an-old-fogey/554825>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 23, 2010, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-officially-an-old-fogey/554825 "2010-09-23T23:44:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-officially-an-old-fogey/554825/41 "2010-09-26T21:02:59Z")

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> [@Harvey\_The\_Heavy](#):
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> > [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> > My warm-up site is [Fark.com](http://Fark.com), which gives you nearly every pop person, fad or ad, with plenty of links to check it out in however much, or little, detail you want - _and_ with the important added feature of healthy snarkasm toward it all, that _you_ can share in at will.
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> > Do just a little Farking every week and you’ll find you have a resource for creative cultural deconstruction - dynamic curmudgeonry, if you will - that will keep your mind young.
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> I usually kick off every online session with Fark, but I still don’t know what a Justin Bieber is.

Oh Oh! I know that one because I went to Wal\*Mart yesterday to buy a pair of sunglasses.

Justin Bieber is the name on the tee-shirts on the endcaps of the little girl’s department. It seems to have replaced Hannah Montana on the slut fashions for ten-year-olds.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2010, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-officially-an-old-fogey/554825/42 "2010-09-27T03:17:42Z")

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You’re officially old when almost everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work right.

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