# I'm only 1.63% slutty **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934 "2006-03-03T18:37:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Doom\_Slinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@Doom\_Slinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doom_Slinger)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/1 "2006-03-03T18:37:53Z")
…according to the [Slut-o-Meter](http://slut-o-meter.com/index.php), that is. The site calculates your sluttiness by comparing the number of Google search results your name turns up with SafeSearch turned on versus the number of results with SafeSearch turned off. Someone pure as the driven snow, with a sluttiness rating of 0%, would have the same number of safe and non-safe results. A big ol’ slut, with a sluttiness rating of 100%, would have all non-safe results and no safe results. My rating under my real name (first and last) is 1.63%. Surprisingly, as my SDMB alter ego Doom Slinger, my sluttiness jumps to 39.02%. Just for comparison, here are sluttiness factor for some celebrities: Mother Teresa - 3.36%. What?!? Mother Teresa is a bigger slut than me? Sigh. George W. Bush - 5.93% Paris Hilton - 84.07%. Seems about right. Jenna Jameson - 99.24%. Must be a professional hazard. So…how slutty are you? (Note - for those concerned about revealing their IRL ID, be aware that the Statistics page of that site shows the last 20 searches and the sluttiness percentage for each. If that bothers you, you might want to let a little time pass between the time you search and the time you post your results.) ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/2 "2006-03-03T18:50:37Z")
Real name: 2.1% Board name: 9.37% “Pork and Beans”: 6.92% - just in case you wondered. Seems I’m reasonably pure. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/3 "2006-03-03T18:56:14Z")
**Real name:** 2.41% **Doperliscious name:** 0% **Hymen Buster** (for comparison’s sake): 85.91% ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/4 "2006-03-03T18:59:53Z")
Real name: 5.08% SDMB name: 19.43% Dog’s name: 9.35% It’s nice to know my dog is a bigger slut than I am. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/5 "2006-03-03T19:30:45Z")
Real Name: 28.69% Doper Name: 3.97% “Anal Analgesic”: 72.85% Go figure. > [@Doom Slinger](#): > > Someone pure as the driven snow, with a sluttiness rating of 0%, would have the same number of safe and non-safe results. I was about to ask if this meant someone could have negative sluttiness, but the site’s [FAQ](http://slut-o-meter.com/about/) then told me that yes, yes you can. ---
**Author:** ![Giant\_Spongess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@Giant\_Spongess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giant_Spongess)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/6 "2006-03-03T19:32:06Z")
Real name: 12% (not surprising, as I have a slightly exotic girly name). Board name: 0% Hah! ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/7 "2006-03-03T19:32:53Z")
OMG ☹ Real Name: 10.71% Board Name: 12.21% In real life I am the sluttiest person here so far! eep! I am sluttier than my brother/dad/grandpa combined (they have the same name). Good to see that Mr. Rodgers is -63.51%. He’s more anti-slut than Mother Teresa!! ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/8 "2006-03-03T19:34:41Z")
Oh good. 2 more folks slutter than me posted in the time it took me to post. Whew! ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/9 "2006-03-03T19:35:56Z")
Real name: -51.82% (“Negative Promiscuity? Huh? If you’re wondering why some subjects have a negative promiscuity, well, you’re not alone. In general, this happens when the number of safe results is greater than the number of unsafe results (or if there are no unsafe results whatsoever). We’re not quite sure why this is the case, but we believe that Google is not telling us the truth.”) Board name: 97.61% Wow. What on earth has my board name been doing?! ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/10 "2006-03-03T19:35:59Z")
My real name: 3.15% Girlfriend’s name: 0.53% “Lolita”: 100% :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/11 "2006-03-03T19:39:57Z")
> [@Jennyrosity](#): > > Real name: -51.82% (“Negative Promiscuity? Huh? > If you’re wondering why some subjects have a negative promiscuity, well, you’re not alone. In general, this happens when the number of safe results is greater than the number of unsafe results (or if there are no unsafe results whatsoever). We’re not quite sure why this is the case, but we believe that Google is not telling us the truth.”) > > Board name: 97.61% > > Wow. What on earth has my board name been doing?! hm…so, how you doin? ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/12 "2006-03-03T19:40:19Z")
I was 0% with my full name. Using just my last name it’s 3.5%. Given that my last name is shared by only 10 other people on the planet, and they’re all related to me, I have to wonder what my cousins are up to. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/13 "2006-03-03T19:41:07Z")
my real name is 0% my dope name is also 0% apparently, i’ve got an ironclad chastity belt…which isn’t even CLOSE to the truth… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/14 "2006-03-03T19:43:26Z")
ooh…candi suxx is 45.45% slutty john holmes is 92.34% slutty (big surprise…and yeah, pun intended) bill clinton is 10.61% slutty hillary is 10.32% jenna bush is 61.81% slutty…it’s gotta be the name…right? ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/15 "2006-03-03T19:44:36Z")
Real name: 6.85% SDMB Name: **94.11%** guess it could be because of my blog by the same name… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/16 "2006-03-03T20:09:37Z")
Real name: 0% Doper name: 10.91% So, I’m only a slut on the Dope I guess. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/17 "2006-03-03T20:10:29Z")
Real name: 3.99%. Dopername: 76.59% :eek: 😉 My senior guinea pig: 6.13% Her sister: 4.66% (not bad considering she’s been neutered) Their brother: 3.83%. Hmmmm, that would seem to tie into his distinct lack of macho attitude. **Papa Zappa** is 14.36%. However, **Typo Knig** is only 1.59. Sorry dear, I didn’t realize becoming a Doper would have that effect on you! (take comfort in the fact that your real name has a sluttiness factor of 11.34%) My lunchtime beverage, Diet Sprite Zero, is a bastion of morality at -90.08%. I guess they’d better start serving it at various organizations that tout abstinence only! ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/18 "2006-03-03T20:21:26Z")
My doper name has a 28.24% sluttiness factor. Funny, I would have thought it would be higher. Real name – negative sluttiness factor. What’s up with that? ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/19 "2006-03-03T20:21:46Z")
Real name, 2.72, SD handle, 0, dogs, 0 and 1.34. My cat’s name is Elvis, he’s the sluttiest in the house at 9.52. John Holmes 92.34. “Ah. The unsung but wellhung master. 12 inches of white fear.” Stop it! Why am I doing this instead of something…useful? ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/20 "2006-03-03T20:24:25Z")
My real name is 36% slutty. I suspect that’s because my last name is a verb, and one often used in bad erotica at that. My board name is 5.61% slutty. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934.md?page=2)