# I'm only 1.63% slutty **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934 "2006-03-03T18:37:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/21 "2006-03-03T20:40:35Z")
Real Name (full first name): 4.36% Real Name (shortened first name): 3.11% Dope Name: -1.27% (How does that work?) Porn Star Name: 7.89% Cat’s Name: 12.37% (WTF??) ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/22 "2006-03-03T20:53:34Z")
AHHH! Real full name: 55.83% slutty! :eek: There’s not even any verbs in there! Doper name: 4.55% _Sheesh._ My husband’s real name is only 12.97% slutty. No wonder he has a hard time keeping up with me. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/23 "2006-03-03T20:57:43Z")
Wow! Real name=0.37% slutty Board name=5.74% slutty I’m almost a virgin in real life. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/24 "2006-03-03T21:01:31Z")
negative 23.87% for my board name. Nothings gonna stop me now. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/25 "2006-03-03T21:02:59Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > My real name is 36% slutty. I suspect that’s because my last name is a verb, and one often used in bad erotica at that. > > My board name is 5.61% slutty. Hmmmm… Frigging? Cumming? Receiving? Licking? Pierce? Jutting? Harden? Roger? Pulsing? Hung? Gobbler? Retching? Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. Bad erotica…? ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/26 "2006-03-03T21:06:00Z")
Focker? ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/27 "2006-03-03T21:06:47Z")
Born name: 3.31% screenname: 1.77% ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/28 "2006-03-03T21:09:29Z")
SDMB handle: 6.3% Real name: 97.19% …if my real name were “Dick Fister,” that is. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/29 "2006-03-03T21:10:39Z")
**Winston Smith** Promiscuity: -40% (-146000 / 365000) Popularity: 1 Yeah, that’s right. **Negative fourty percent**. Do I win something? A chastity belt, perhaps? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/30 "2006-03-03T21:10:56Z")
My board name is 44.8% slutty with a popularity rating of 1. My real (maiden) name is -1381.48% with a popularity of 1. My real (married) name is 4.59% with a popularity of 2. That is slightly worrying. ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/31 "2006-03-03T21:14:36Z")
Real name: 7.41% :eek: Doper name: 18.67 My co-workers are having a ball with this one… ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/32 "2006-03-03T21:16:39Z")
Doper name: 9.27% Real name: 27.14% Dogs name: 19.12% ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/47e85d/32.png) [@Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Lance_Murdoch)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/33 "2006-03-03T21:17:21Z")
> [@Ghanima](#): > > Hmmmm… > > Frigging? > Cumming? > Receiving? > Licking? > Pierce? > Jutting? > Harden? > Roger? > Pulsing? > Hung? > Gobbler? > Retching? > > Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. Bad erotica…? My real name is on that list and I only got 1.16%. ---
**Author:** ![Desperate\_Welfie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Desperate\_Welfie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desperate_Welfie)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/34 "2006-03-03T21:19:05Z")
Real Name: 2.69% Board Name: 0% High School Nickname: 94.81% ---
**Author:** ![Tevildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Tevildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tevildo)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/35 "2006-03-03T21:20:32Z")
Real name: -60.3% Alias: -249.9% I feel positively cherubic. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/36 "2006-03-03T21:24:37Z")
Real name: 0% Doper name: 24.74% “I’m not a real slut, but I do play a bit of one on the Straight Dope Message Board.” ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/37 "2006-03-03T21:30:39Z")
Interesting to see that Mickey Mouse is 0% slutty, yet… Belle - 4.88%. Snow White - 7.24% Wicked Step Mother - 9.66% (Not all that unexpected I guess). ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/38 "2006-03-03T21:36:45Z")
Real Name: 3.3% Wife’s Name: 41.58% 3-month-old Daughter’s Name: 50% Hal Briston: 90% Yikes. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/39 "2006-03-03T21:41:12Z")
Real: -64.73. Dope: 2.07. I guess that’s the main reason I hang around this board—however pathetic, I’m _way_ more interesting here than in my real “life.” Álainn: 8.63. (The fact that the resident cat beats even my Doper personality by a margin of four to one surprises me not one bit). ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/40 "2006-03-03T22:02:18Z")
Real name: 18.18% Dope name: 2.38% Ass munch: 71.07% WoW toon name: 13.33% WoW alt name: 68.75% :eek: Onigiri: 12.1% I’m a bigger slut than a rice ball, woot! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934.md?page=3)