# I'm only 1.63% slutty **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934 "2006-03-03T18:37:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Coil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Coil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coil)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/41 "2006-03-03T22:06:13Z")
First and last name 6.08% Board name -81.2% Wife’s first and last name 1.13% The name of the most popular brand of paracetamol where I live 25.28% 😕 The name of the most common pill for impotence only gets 15.72% 😕 Göran Persson (our prime minister) 60.58% (apparently he’s 10 times sluttier than GWB) ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/42 "2006-03-03T22:11:52Z")
Real name(Full): 4.5% Real name(First only):-2.39% Dope name: 1% ---
**Author:** ![St.Urho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@St.Urho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Urho)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/43 "2006-03-03T22:34:14Z")
Real Name 15.35% Doper Name -81.17% ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/44 "2006-03-03T22:37:55Z")
> [@Ghanima](#): > > It’s nice to know my dog is a bigger slut than I am. I bet you’d improve those numbers if you could lick yourself. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/45 "2006-03-03T22:42:42Z")
IRL name - 12.31% slutty Dope name - 15.67% Dog’s name - 10.89% Bunny’s name - 3.65% We’re just not an uber slutty bunch. ---
**Author:** ![davenportavenger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@davenportavenger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davenportavenger)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/46 "2006-03-03T22:56:55Z")
Real name: 6.67% (The hell? I’m the only person in the entire world with my name. Time to do some vanity searches to see what people are saying about me.) Username: 8.25% (Again, the hell?) And just for the hell of it, my cat: 0.63% ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/47 "2006-03-03T23:12:44Z")
Dopename 4.88% Rick Last name 8.75% Richard Last name 22.22% 😃 Dick Last name 31.43% 😃 :eek: I think these people know me. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/48 "2006-03-03T23:27:43Z")
Moved from IMHO to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/49 "2006-03-03T23:42:27Z")
Hmm. My board name returned a whopping 10%, but my real name returned 16.67%. Interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/50 "2006-03-04T00:16:15Z")
Me: -56.79% ??? They don’t know me very well. SeeNoReason: 0% My cat Raven: 15.12% Snow White: 7.24% “Look at me I’m Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity…”: 29.67% ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/51 "2006-03-04T00:16:16Z")
My real name: -7.7% (Negative sluttiness? 😕 ) My Doper name: 5.67% On a somewhat related note, I just found out that I’m gay in Spanish. [Link.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7162229&postcount=7) ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/52 "2006-03-04T00:51:03Z")
Real Name:10.97% Doper Name: 0%, unsurprisingly. ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/53 "2006-03-04T01:08:27Z")
Me: 1.76% Wife: 4.55% I think I need to have a word with her ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/54 "2006-03-04T01:14:10Z")
Um. Promiscuity O% Popularity 1 apparently the only way I can get laid is to sexually harass women. Huh? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/55 "2006-03-04T01:15:52Z")
oops. Board name makes my promiscuity 12.55% :eek Father MacKenzie would never approve. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/56 "2006-03-04T02:03:47Z")
My real name: 0%. I’m so proud. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/57 "2006-03-04T02:16:33Z")
Interestingly, sex itself is only 50% slutty. And if your name happens to be Dick, you are actually -2.02% slutty. ---
**Author:** ![Doom\_Slinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@Doom\_Slinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doom_Slinger)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/58 "2006-03-04T04:20:36Z")
My first thread, and it goes multi-page! \ I’m so proud. And, just FYI: **Cecil Adams** --\> 9.53% ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/59 "2006-03-04T04:28:38Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Interestingly, sex itself is only 50% slutty. > > And if your name happens to be Dick, you are actually -2.02% slutty. See poast #47😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/60 "2006-03-04T04:35:45Z")
> [@Rick](#): > > See poast #47😃 Interesting. So your last name makes you even sluttier than pure Dick. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934.md?page=4)