# I'm only 1.63% slutty **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934 "2006-03-03T18:37:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/61 "2006-03-04T05:00:45Z")
Interesting. Real name 0% Board name is 12.09%??? Canvasshoes, Slutty? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/62 "2006-03-04T05:04:35Z")
Real name 12.66% Board name -66.04% You people only see my intellectual side. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/63 "2006-03-04T05:16:19Z")
Real name: 5.03% Doper name: -8.49% Nothing to see here, move along. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/64 "2006-03-04T05:44:29Z")
Real Name: 39.61% Spatial Rift 47: 100% WTF?? šŸ˜• It says thereā€™s only one result for my Doper handle, and itā€™s an unsafe one. I need to investigate this. ā€¦ Oh my Og. I searched. Youā€™ll never guess what that one result is. Yes, [itā€™s work safe](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/group12.htm). How weird is that? I wonder what could have set it off? Could this be messing with other Dopersā€™ results as well? ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/65 "2006-03-04T05:56:30Z")
Doper Name: 2.19% Real Name: 1.55% As always, a bastion of purity, until I add my middle name. Then it jumps to 42.86%. There is a gospel singer with my real name (first and last), which might account for that result. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/66 "2006-03-04T15:00:28Z")
Real name - 0% (Well THATā€™S a lie)šŸ˜ƒ AngelicGemma - 66.67% (Ha!) ---
**Author:** ![Taran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Taran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taran)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/67 "2006-03-04T16:43:00Z")
My full name: -30.2% slutty (no surprises there) Just my last name: 46.85% slutty This merits investigation. Turn safe-search off, searchā€¦oh. _Oh_. Long story short, I have a German last name ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![ThreadPirateRoberts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@ThreadPirateRoberts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThreadPirateRoberts)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/68 "2006-03-04T18:52:17Z")
I am the anti slut which is really really odd :eek: In real life I am -28.9% slut my screen name gives me -475.46% both of those are negative numbers ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/69 "2006-03-04T20:47:07Z")
My name: 5.6% Tomcat: 7.1% Iā€¦have no comment. Really. -Tcat ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/70 "2006-03-04T21:37:55Z")
Doper name: 5.11% Real name: -120% Another one who can only get laid by sexually harrassing women. I know Iā€™m boring, but Jeebuzā€¦ :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/71 "2006-03-04T21:42:06Z")
Real name ā€“ 0% OK, makes sense; extremely common first name, foreign last nameā€¦ Board name ā€“ -2211.27% (yes, **minus** two thousand and somethingā€¦) :eek: šŸ˜• I think I just won a stainless-steel multi-lock chastity beltā€¦ :o ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![Top\_Loser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a4c791/32.png) [@Top\_Loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Top_Loser)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/72 "2006-03-05T01:00:32Z")
Poor old Dick Fellatio comes in at -403353.69% !! > [@black455](#): > > SDMB handle: 6.3% > Real name: 97.19% > > ā€¦if my real name were ā€œDick Fister,ā€ that is. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/73 "2006-03-05T01:18:41Z")
Real name: 19.08% (probably because I share a first and last name with a minor beauty pageant winner) Board name: 5.45% ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/74 "2006-03-05T01:21:03Z")
Board name: 29.41% What?!? _stomps off_ :mad: :mad: šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/75 "2006-03-05T01:22:46Z")
Real Name: -4.35% (anti-slut?) Saint Cad: 4.72% (a little surprising) Hugh Jass: 10.95% ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/76 "2006-03-05T06:59:57Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Hal Briston: 90% > > Yikes. Well, come on now, Hal. Did you expect anything less? Given, well, you knowā€¦ My Doper name: 4.17% My real name (first and last): 23.89% My real name (including my middle name): 0% ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/77 "2006-03-05T07:16:33Z")
I post a \ ***NEGATIVE** \* 56.57% with my real name, yet a positive result of 36.36% with kambuckta. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/78 "2006-03-05T13:31:08Z")
Real name: 9.2% (I write a lot for imdb, and a lot of these have been used on fan club pages and film catalogs, and, wellā€¦ I donā€™t exactly watch a whole lot of Disney stuff) Doper name: 52.57% Huh. Didnā€™t expect that. Wifeā€™s name, both pre- and post-marriage: 0% Darn. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/79 "2006-03-05T14:23:04Z")
You know the world is bound for hell when **Sage Rat** is a 66%ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934/80 "2006-03-05T14:33:11Z")
My real name posts a current real name record (Noone Special holds the boardname record) of **-301%**. Not surprising as there are a LOT of hits online for me as related to my photography, so the safe results should be rather high. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-1-63-slutty/346934.md?page=5)