# I'm only 32% Nerd

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 11, 1999, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015 "1999-11-11T20:59:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/1 "1999-11-11T20:59:00Z")

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So says this link:  
[http://www.frontiernet.net/~jbennett/nerd/n500test.html](http://www.frontiernet.net/~jbennett/nerd/n500test.html)

What’s your Nerdity score?

(It’s a long test. Also, I searched to see if there had been a previous Nerd test topic on the SDMB and didn’t find one, so apologies in advance if I’ve duplicated someone else’s previous post.)

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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/2 "1999-11-11T21:29:00Z")

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Ha! I’m 48.2% (48%, sig fig) nerd!

Here’s to hoping this thread goes as far as my purity test thread goes…

But without the felching, please 😉

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/3 "1999-11-11T21:53:00Z")

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49.20%, not bad but I just sent the URL to a friend who may possibly ace it. Web programmer, devout ST :DSN watcher _and_ amateur radio operator.

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**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/4 "1999-11-11T21:56:00Z")

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I got a 24.2% nerd rating (nerd wannabe). I’m not sure how I feel about that.

BTW, I looked but I didn’t see if the quiz has been rewritten since 1993. Some of the questions (like the ones about e-mail) might have indicated nerdiness in the past, but these days are quite common.

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**Author:** ![Rousseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Rousseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rousseau)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/5 "1999-11-11T22:22:00Z")

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20.40

I’m proud.

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The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/6 "1999-11-11T22:40:00Z")

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33.60%, but I think this test is biased toward _computer_ nerds rather than their brothers and sisters in the humanities. Hmmph.

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“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”

- Bill Watterson

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**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/7 "1999-11-11T22:40:00Z")

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52.8% nerd  
20.0% pure

10.56% pure nerd

Mom would be so proud.

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The best lack all conviction  
The worst are full of passionate intensity.  
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**Author:** ![Guy\_Propski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/8 "1999-11-11T22:42:00Z")

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36%. However, this test does need to be updated. “Omni” magazine is no longer published, and the Star Trek section left out crucial pro/anti-Janeway questions.

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**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/9 "1999-11-12T00:49:00Z")

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57.2%

Well, I _am_ a math major with a physics minor.  
– Sylence

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And now, for my next trick, I will talk in spooky half-references.

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**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/10 "1999-11-12T01:05:00Z")

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58% nerd.  
40% pure.

I do need help, don’t I?

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God is dead. -Nietzsche  
Nietzsche is dead. -God  
Neitzsche is God. -Dead

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/11 "1999-11-12T01:20:00Z")

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My nerdity & purity scores were about even.

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Sue from El Paso  
[members.aol.com/majormd/index.html](http://members.aol.com/majormd/index.html)

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/12 "1999-11-12T05:00:00Z")

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Nerdity Quotient: 27.00% (135/500)  
Nerd-wannabe

My purity score is higher.

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Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi

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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/13 "1999-11-12T05:22:00Z")

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145/500  
29% nerd (Nerd-Wannabe)

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“…all the prettiest girls live in Des Moines…”  
–Jack Kerouac, _On the Road_  
Chris’ Homepage: [Domestic Bliss](http://www2.crosswinds.net/~domesticbliss/)

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/14 "1999-11-12T05:42:00Z")

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63.80%

I think I’m going to get drunk now…

Thank God for that low purity score…

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/15 "1999-11-12T14:21:00Z")

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Pulled a solid 47%. I was also about 65% pure. I guess the solution to that would be to look at a lot more computer based porn.

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Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/16 "1999-11-12T14:52:00Z")

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45.6% nerd.

What did I expect, majoring in computer science and mathematics?

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/17 "1999-11-12T15:06:00Z")

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13.2 nerd rating.

Is this because I’m a good, burly American male who enjoys chilled beer, insider trading, and goosing waitresses? Or, as Fretful P has deduced, because the quiz is biased toward (?) computer/math/science nerds?

Anyway, the few items I was able to check were things like “Ability to Quote Poetry.” Anyone want to hear “The Pobble Who Has No Toes?”

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Uke

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/18 "1999-11-12T15:11:00Z")

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51.8% nerd  
Fairly low purity score.

Amazing, I am kind of a nerd and I still get laid and have fun. 8Þ

HUGS!  
Sqrl

BTW, I scored high and still have a degree in the humanities but I have a geek job. WOOHOO!

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Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter

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**Author:** ![Yankee\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7ea924/32.png) [@Yankee\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yankee_Blue)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/19 "1999-11-12T15:32:00Z")

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19.40 Nerd in training. Far too many number thingies in that test.

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-only-32-nerd/11015/20 "1999-11-13T05:40:00Z")

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34.80% (174/500) Nerd-wannabe

I think my purity test score was something along the lines of “impure wannabe” 😉

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“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy

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