# I'm outta here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 29, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-outta-here/314800 "2005-07-29T20:03:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DarRRva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/53a042/32.png) [@DarRRva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarRRva)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-outta-here/314800/21 "2005-07-30T05:45:45Z")
You could move to New Zealand, and I can move to where you are! We could do like a country swap. This place is kinda cool, but I’m totally sick of it. You might be able to grow cocoa in some parts of the country. Dunno about coffee though. But yeah, you should! ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-outta-here/314800/22 "2005-07-30T17:55:20Z")
You’ll need a few cats to keep rodents out of the coffee and cocoa, so I’m. If I’m Vermin Control Mistress, so I also get to be a Slave Girl? ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-outta-here/314800/23 "2005-07-30T17:56:51Z")
> [@Snakescatlady](#): > > You’ll need a few cats to keep rodents out of the coffee and cocoa, so I’m. If I’m Vermin Control Mistress, so I also get to be a Slave Girl? repeat after me: “Preview is our friend.” …so I’m in. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-outta-here/314800/24 "2005-07-30T18:34:12Z")
> [@bizzwire](#): > > All us underlings should all get color-coordinated jumpsuits. And snappy baseball hats. OK for you, but I am **not** gonna wear a jumpsuit and a baseball hat. Proper slave girls look like Princess Leia in _Return of the Jedi_. ---
**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-outta-here/314800/25 "2005-07-30T18:52:22Z")
I’m in! Can I be a cocoa tree? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-outta-here/314800/26 "2005-07-30T18:58:15Z")
> [@bizzwire](#): > > One request, though…more of a suggestion, really…All us underlings should all get color-coordinated jumpsuits. And snappy baseball hats. While I agree with **pinkfreud** , I also need to point out that your suggestion _doesn’t_ fit in with the [Evil Overlord list](http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html) and if we’re going to do this, we need to do it _right!_ > [@](#): > > I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set. > > All members of my Legions of Terror will have professionally tailored uniforms. If the hero knocks a soldier unconscious and steals the uniform, the poor fit will give him away. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-outta-here/314800/27 "2005-07-30T20:52:16Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > That’s my platform. I humbly demand your vote. You’ve got my vote, typo and all. I’m not sure how much weight it carries in the new dopers’ paradise, though. **Inigo** , you’ll need someone to design and maintain an irrigation system for your plantation. I’m just that man. However, I’m no longer accustomed to doing the actual work involved in this task. Perhaps the muscular dwarves can do the heavy lifting in between ice and keg runs. ---
**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-outta-here/314800/28 "2005-07-30T23:29:00Z")
> [@pinkfreud](#): > > OK for you, but I am **not** gonna wear a jumpsuit and a baseball hat. Proper slave girls look like Princess Leia in _Return of the Jedi_. Duly noted. Minions get jumpsuits, Slave girls get leather choke collars and a studded copdpiece. Done. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-outta-here/314800/29 "2005-07-31T00:11:16Z")
If you need me for, I dunno, tearing foes asunder, or leading a charge of heroes against demonic foes, or anything like that, just let me know OK? ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-outta-here/314800/30 "2005-07-31T00:19:10Z")
> [@bizzwire](#): > > ,snip\>a studded copdpiece. Done. A codpiece? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-outta-here/314800/31 "2005-07-31T00:35:13Z")
> [@Scott Plaid](#): > > A codpiece? :dubious: Thong…codpiece…whatever… ---
**Author:** ![Cowgirl\_Jules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Cowgirl\_Jules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowgirl_Jules)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-outta-here/314800/32 "2005-07-31T04:27:45Z")
I’m not in Minnesota, **Maureen** , I’m fishing on the coast. Well, I was today anyway. I just wouldn’t like Minnesota much for poolside lounging. I didn’t catch a salmon (the run seems to be over) so I bought one at the dock. I caught rockfish though, and that was fun. Hey! We should do a California Doper fishing excursion next year! That would be fun! Non-Californians invited too. I’ll give you directions. But I’m sore this evening **Inigo**. Is Fritz available? The Jameson’s isn’t quite working. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-outta-here/314800.md?page=1)