# I'm Pale and Proud

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pale-and-proud/142857>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 15, 2002, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pale-and-proud/142857 "2002-12-15T06:06:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pale-and-proud/142857/61 "2002-12-17T05:49:37Z")

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The only foundation I’ve ever used is a pale, slate grey, usually mixed with some sand, cinder, and some cement. Makes for a decent block foundation on which to lay some sill plate. Excavation dependent on the soil I’m working with . . .

Myself, however, I tend to sport the “farmers tan”. Sure, I look good when I’m wearing clothes, but when I go to the beach, most people are advised to wear welding glasses (I’m so pale, I gleam that much).

Tripler  
WARNING: Do not look at me directly with the naked eye.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pale-and-proud/142857/62 "2002-12-17T12:45:53Z")

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My friends call me “Casper the Snarky Ghost”. The parts of me that never see the sun are glaringly pale. I burn easily and never tan ever. Typical redhead.

The funny part is I’m a quarter Cherokee, yet paler than anyone in my family. Recessive genes, please check in…

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**Author:** ![Azure\_Eternity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@Azure\_Eternity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azure_Eternity)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pale-and-proud/142857/63 "2002-12-17T17:43:15Z")

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I’m Finnish, so that partly explains it, but my brother and I are the only pale ones in the family.

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pale-and-proud/142857/64 "2002-12-17T17:56:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Joey G \*  
> **II am only going to pop into this thread long enough to say that pale women with black or red hair are unbelievably hot.**

I concur.

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pale-and-proud/142857/65 "2002-12-17T18:17:39Z")

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[This](http://www.hobbylinc.com/htm/ski/ski74622.htm) could be my portrait.

Well, almost. I’ve got translucent skin also. My veins are all too visible through my skin.

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pale-and-proud/142857/66 "2002-12-17T18:26:44Z")

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Someone keeps telling me I’m pink. And that I glow in the dark.

Surely those must be super powers, eh?

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**Author:** ![SylverOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SylverOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SylverOne)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pale-and-proud/142857/67 "2002-12-17T18:39:39Z")

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I had to go to the tanning salon for two weeks before my wedding just to pinken up ever so slightly. That way, I could tell the difference between my skin and my wedding gown.

No, No!! My dress doesn’t have long sleeves and a high collar, that’s just my skin tone, thank you very much!!

The day after my wedding, I was back to being colorless.

But that’s O.K. The redhair and green eyes make up for it. 😉

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