# I'm pissed off because he pissed on **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 21, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pissed-off-because-he-pissed-on/281017 "2004-12-21T19:10:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pissed-off-because-he-pissed-on/281017/1 "2004-12-21T19:10:55Z")
I work in a very small office. We have a one-seat bathroom. When you ask us if you can use the bathroom and the next person in discovers pee all over the place, dude, it’s a little obvious it was you. You know, I can almost, almost understand not cleaning up after yourself in some sort of anonymous situation. No one knows it’s you, maybe you can see if you can write your name on the linoleum. But you, delivery guy, asked us if you could pee in our pee room. Then you peed _on_ our pee room. We know who you are! Rumor has it we even know where you live! What were you _thinking_? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pissed-off-because-he-pissed-on/281017/2 "2004-12-21T19:19:37Z")
Tip for the future: when someone says they have a delivery for you, but don’t have a UPS uniform or a package under their arm, _don’t_ let them use your bathroom! ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pissed-off-because-he-pissed-on/281017/3 "2004-12-21T19:26:43Z")
_Special delivery!_ ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dead\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Badger)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pissed-off-because-he-pissed-on/281017/4 "2004-12-21T19:29:40Z")
Don’t blame the messenger, blame the guy who posted you piss. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pissed-off-because-he-pissed-on/281017/5 "2004-12-21T19:30:51Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Tip for the future: when someone says they have a delivery for you, but don’t have a UPS uniform or a package under their arm, _don’t_ let them use your bathroom! It’s true he didn’t have a UPS uni or a package to deliver. That’s because he had a FedEx uni and a package to pick up! _sob_ ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pissed-off-because-he-pissed-on/281017/6 "2004-12-21T19:32:57Z")
“Candy-gram!” ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pissed-off-because-he-pissed-on/281017/7 "2004-12-21T19:35:40Z")
At least he didn’t “drop off” a “package”. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pissed-off-because-he-pissed-on/281017/8 "2004-12-21T19:45:25Z")
On a related note, I think “What can Brown do for you?” is one of the worst ad campaign slogans in recent years. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pissed-off-because-he-pissed-on/281017/9 "2004-12-21T19:54:25Z")
> [@Flander](#): > > “Candy-gram!” Candygram for Mongo?