# I'm Pittin' You, You worthless Bastard. F-you and you deserve it. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 8, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pittin-you-you-worthless-bastard-f-you-and-you-deserve-it/624564 "2012-06-08T23:30:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pittin-you-you-worthless-bastard-f-you-and-you-deserve-it/624564/21 "2012-06-09T14:43:15Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > Okay, but in the closing chapter the protagonist applies liniment to his forehead, neglecting the pressure build-up within the bottle, and causing a cascade of liniment over his eyebrows and into his eyes. > > This sounds hysterical, not pit-worthy. Speaking of hysterical, I was walking behind a guy who was looking at his phone while he was walking, and he walked right into a post - GONG! Dropped his travel mug and everything. Now, _that’s_ some funny shit. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pittin-you-you-worthless-bastard-f-you-and-you-deserve-it/624564/22 "2012-06-09T22:38:28Z")
I may be wrong, but I think it’s a self-pitting. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pittin-you-you-worthless-bastard-f-you-and-you-deserve-it/624564/23 "2012-06-10T19:05:31Z")
At first, I was upset when this stopped being an English-language message board, but now I’ve come to realize that I needed to broaden my mind. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pittin-you-you-worthless-bastard-f-you-and-you-deserve-it/624564/24 "2012-06-10T22:48:24Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > At first, I was upset when this stopped being an English-language message board, but now I’ve come to realize that I needed to broaden my mind. Oh, were you trying to read this without your English-Kapowzler Dictionary? Bad idea. If you don’t have one, take your Pig Latin-Esperanto Dictionary, turn it inside out and read it in the mirror under a black light. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pittin-you-you-worthless-bastard-f-you-and-you-deserve-it/624564/25 "2012-06-11T03:56:53Z")
Oh, thanks, I’ll… hey, there’s a hidden image of Hendrix getting sucked off by a penguin in here! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pittin-you-you-worthless-bastard-f-you-and-you-deserve-it/624564/26 "2012-06-11T04:10:35Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Oh, thanks, I’ll… hey, there’s a hidden image of Hendrix getting sucked off by a penguin in here! If there’s “Linamint” involved, you do indeed have the Kapowzler Dictionary. ---
**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pittin-you-you-worthless-bastard-f-you-and-you-deserve-it/624564/27 "2012-06-11T17:30:39Z")
Maybe I’m being a bit obvious here, but I’m pretty sure he’s pitting himself… ---
**Author:** ![dngnb8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@dngnb8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dngnb8)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pittin-you-you-worthless-bastard-f-you-and-you-deserve-it/624564/28 "2012-06-11T17:32:42Z")
See what happens when Venus transitions the Sun? Sheesh ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pittin-you-you-worthless-bastard-f-you-and-you-deserve-it/624564/29 "2012-06-13T03:24:08Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > HEY … puff, puff, pass! > > CMC fnord! _snort_ what? Oh, sorry dude! I got distracted. Here you go. Don’t bogart! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pittin-you-you-worthless-bastard-f-you-and-you-deserve-it/624564.md?page=1)