# I'm pitting this thread and I didn't even read it **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 7, 2007, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102 "2007-06-07T08:40:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lowbrass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dc4da7/32.png) [@lowbrass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lowbrass)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/1 "2007-06-07T08:40:12Z")
Currently in IMHO - “The grossest thing that can happen while pooping” I mean, really. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/2 "2007-06-07T08:45:22Z")
Yeah, I didn’t read it, either. So? I don’t see a point to pitting it. It was well-marked; anyone going in there knows what they’re going into. I’m not interested, others are. And the problem with this, exactly, is…? ---
**Author:** ![lowbrass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dc4da7/32.png) [@lowbrass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lowbrass)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/3 "2007-06-07T08:51:26Z")
[QUOTE=Noone Special] And the problem with this, exactly, is…? [/QUOTE] Um, that the thread title is disgusting, and there’s no earthly reason to have started such a thread. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/4 "2007-06-07T08:57:46Z")
[QUOTE=lowbrass] Um, that the thread title is disgusting, and there’s no earthly reason to have started such a thread. [/QUOTE] The fact that someone did suggests otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/5 "2007-06-07T09:13:31Z")
My goodness! Just seeing that thread title has given little ol’ me a case of the vapours. ::swoons:: ---
**Author:** ![lowbrass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dc4da7/32.png) [@lowbrass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lowbrass)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/6 "2007-06-07T09:30:43Z")
[QUOTE=Red Barchetta] The fact that someone did suggests otherwise. [/QUOTE] That makes no sense. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/7 "2007-06-07T11:39:52Z")
[QUOTE=lowbrass] That makes no sense. [/QUOTE] You forgot the last two words that would make your statement true: to me. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/8 "2007-06-07T12:45:30Z")
:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/9 "2007-06-07T13:00:08Z")
Either this is a joke, or **zuma’s** views are catching on. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/10 "2007-06-07T13:01:15Z")
Drat. I thought this would be some kind of game thread, in which everyone criticizes this thread without having read it. Turns out everyone is criticizing this thread after actually reading it. That’s not how it is supposed to work, folks! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/11 "2007-06-07T13:15:45Z")
Dawkins’ book The God Delusion is so full of anti-Christian lies and pompous British heresy that there’s no way I’m going to read it. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/12 "2007-06-07T13:53:52Z")
This thread is fucking lame. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/13 "2007-06-07T13:54:57Z")
Does this count as “thread shitting”? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/14 "2007-06-07T14:01:16Z")
I’m not even going to read the posts here. So there. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/15 "2007-06-07T14:04:08Z")
Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/16 "2007-06-07T14:06:41Z")
[QUOTE=Malthus] Does this count as “thread shitting”? 😛 [/QUOTE] I read your post and I feel you should apologize for such a terrible pune. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/17 "2007-06-07T14:16:18Z")
Grow the fuck up. You did the right thing by not reading it or thread-shitting in it, but if you’re going to Pit it, be a little more creative. Your OP sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/18 "2007-06-07T14:26:59Z")
[QUOTE=Merijeek] I read your post and I feel you should apologize for such a terrible pune. -Joe [/QUOTE] Was it: the grossest thing that can happen while punning? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/19 "2007-06-07T14:35:40Z")
I think we need a gross of poop threads. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/20 "2007-06-07T14:41:56Z")
This thread might not be the grossest thing ever to fall out of the OP’s ass. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102.md?page=2)