# I'm pitting this thread and I didn't even read it **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 7, 2007, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102 "2007-06-07T08:40:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![lowbrass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dc4da7/32.png) [@lowbrass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lowbrass)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/61 "2007-06-07T20:05:14Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] No, sorry, but that joke’s almost as old as the forum. [/QUOTE] Really? Gee, I thought I was coming up with some really fresh stuff there. Darn. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/62 "2007-06-07T20:15:13Z")
Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look. ---
**Author:** ![lowbrass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dc4da7/32.png) [@lowbrass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lowbrass)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/63 "2007-06-07T20:18:37Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look. [/QUOTE] Sorry, that joke was made already. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/64 "2007-06-07T20:21:18Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] I think it’s silly to pit these types of threads, c’mon everybody poops, it’s an experience we all share. [/QUOTE] Given how tight his bunghole seems to be clenched, I suspect it is something the OP experiences about once a week. ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/65 "2007-06-07T20:27:53Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny Hildo] Yeah, it sucks when your sensibilities get offended. Take me, for instance. Last week, there I was in the bus station mens room. I felt the need to poo (hey, 5 tacos and 11 cans of Blatz will do that to you). Just my luck, the toilet that I choose is hopeless clogged with someone’s bloody diarrhea. This guy must obviously have been scared to sit on the seat because he was no William Tell defecation-wise. His tawny brew was everywhere. It was on the seat, on the floor, on the wall. It smelled like a dead baby that had been left in a sauna for a week. Still, being somewhat hungry, I wondered what it tasted like. I scooped up a portion with my hand and put it in my mouth. I swished and gargled. It spoke to me of curry and brussell sprouts, quite different than my own bland diarrhea. When I finally decided to start chewing I was met with the sensation of multiple corn niblets exploding at once, like little cherry tomatoes. Suddenly, I remembered something my high school science teacher told me once. Eating someone else’s blood-tainted feces might make you sick. Damn, what a fool I was. I started to feel funny and then **my mind drifted on the bloody diarrhea** itself. What did I know about this bloody diarrhea? Nothing! For all I know, the guy who left me this gastronomic present may have just had gay anal sex. So on top of the blood AND poop, I could very well be eating someone’s tainted semen! I was feeling increasingly queasy and made it as far as the baby changing station before I horked all over it. Oh well, the next daddy that comes by should be used to wetknaps, I thought. So I went home and told my grandma about my ordeal. She gave me a stern talking to and then we fucked for three hours. Next morning, we went to Denny’s for breakfast. While helping myself to a toothpick, I detected no mint flavoring at all. WTF! I don’t want to taste wood, I want to taste minty wood. Fucktards. So yes, lowbrass, I feel your pain. [/QUOTE] Tsk. Tsk. :dubious: That should be ‘on _to_’. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/66 "2007-06-07T20:31:16Z")
[QUOTE=lowbrass] You seem angry. 'Taint that big a deal - the title grossed me out is all. Can’t really forego reading the title, since it’s right there on the page. [/QUOTE] So? Deal with it. Since you haven’t been around here all that long, here are some other thread titles you might want to avoid: [How can one make their sperm taste better?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=361286&highlight=sperm) [Swallowing your own semen (WAY, WAY TMI)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=286566&highlight=semen) [Why is my semen black and orange](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=286416&highlight=semen) [Pan-fried Semen](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=198659&highlight=semen) [Do you take your trousers off to take a shit?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=375563&highlight=shit) [Cleaning semiliquid cat shit out of a white carpet](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=340473&highlight=shit) [TMI warning: What does shit taste like?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=199207&highlight=shit) [The Court may finally force my neighbor to eat his own shit.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=166327&highlight=shit) [TMI What is the nutritional value of poop?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=373621&highlight=poop) [Biggest Poop Story Thread Ever! TMI!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=337407&highlight=poop) [Puke, poop & asploding toilets: Shirley’s Week So Far](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=270089&highlight=poop) [Do You Visually Examine Your Poop? Why?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=254984&highlight=poop) [Poop freak takes HUGE ASS DUMP in voice chat!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=198760&highlight=poop) [My First Ever Poop Rant (and my first TMI warning!)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=178654&highlight=poop) [Another Poop Poll: Do you poop in front of friends, family or SO?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=118516&highlight=poop) ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/67 "2007-06-07T20:39:51Z")
I posted in that thread. More than once. Fear me. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/68 "2007-06-07T20:44:30Z")
In Soviet Russia, shit poop you! ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/69 "2007-06-07T21:19:08Z")
Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/70 "2007-06-08T02:14:06Z")
I think 5-4-Fighting is stuck. Should we thump him or jiggle his handle? [sub]I really wish there had been a warning on Johhny H’s post. _turns green_[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/71 "2007-06-08T02:25:45Z")
Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/72 "2007-06-08T03:22:34Z")
Following longstanding policy (in place for weeks, at least), I have not read the thread in question. Or this one, either. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/73 "2007-06-08T03:35:57Z")
[QUOTE=lowbrass] Hmmm…this seems to be going well. :smack: [/QUOTE] Does that mean that you at least read this thread? That’s progress ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/74 "2007-06-08T04:42:19Z")
Are there any dopes on the threads today? I look to refuse. ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/75 "2007-06-08T05:03:05Z")
[QUOTE=lowbrass] there’s no earthly reason to have started such a thread. [/QUOTE] No _earthly_ reason? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/76 "2007-06-08T06:05:01Z")
[QUOTE=lowbrass] Hmmm…this seems to be going well. :smack: [/QUOTE] I’d even say it’s going _swimmingly_. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/77 "2007-06-08T13:38:54Z")
Is there any refuse in the threads today? I look to dope. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/78 "2007-06-08T13:41:43Z")
Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look. ---
**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/79 "2007-06-08T13:56:27Z")
Is there any dope in the refuse today? I look to thread. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/80 "2007-06-08T14:08:06Z")
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