# I'm pitting this thread and I didn't even read it

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 7, 2007, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102 "2007-06-07T08:40:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/81 "2007-06-08T15:00:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Malacandra]  
And I’m betting this thread is still lame.  
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Incurably lame? Shoot it.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/82 "2007-06-08T15:02:01Z")

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[QUOTE=gigi]  
Is there any refuse in the threads today? I look to dope.  
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Is there any reefer in the threads today? I look to dope.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/83 "2007-06-08T15:07:33Z")

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[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy]  
Incurably lame? Shoot it.  
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Not before we declare **Johnny Hildo** the thread winner.

Thanks, **Wile E** , for the re-set.

**Lowbrass** , I like everybody else, was just _messin_’ with ya.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/84 "2007-06-08T15:30:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Don’t fight the hypothetical]  
“Tastes like duck rectum”  
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Did you know that a duck’s rectum has no aftertaste, and _nobody knows why?_

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/85 "2007-06-08T22:52:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Larry Mudd]  
Did you know that a duck’s rectum has no aftertaste, and _nobody knows why?_  
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_ding, ding,ding_ Now we have a winner!

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pitting-this-thread-and-i-didnt-even-read-it/407102/86 "2007-06-08T22:58:26Z")

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Oh, shut the fuck up.

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