So, it all comes down to poo?
I’m pitting this thread and I didn’t even read it
Sorry, lowbrass, but you have to cancel your subscription to the SDMB. If you look at the top of the page it says
By pitting a thread without even reading it you are exacerbating the ignorance in the world. If you at least opened the thread and gave it a fair chance, then you would be helping in the fight. Instead you have meekly surrendered to the ignorant masses. Turn in your secret decoder ring, 1920’s style death ray and the autographed picture of Uncle Cecil.
But we must avoid having as many as 288 poop threads.
Yes. That would be just too gross.
Yes, that would just be too gross.
Dammit, Mal.
Yes, that would be just two gross. 
As starter of the above named thread, I would like to say
POOP TURD DOODY FART
Suck on that, OP!
pwned!
Ewww, someone made a gross thread! Not only has that never happened before, but the column the board is based on has never, ever been about feces, urine, semen, or any other gross subject!
I didn’t read it either, but dammit, it got my imagination working. Before seeing the thread title, I had never thought that gross things could happen beyond, you know, poop coming out of me. So now I’m stuck with the dilemma: Don’t read it, and have my overactive imagination chewing on the question all day, wondering what could be worse than what I’m thinking of? Or read it, and find out.
I promise, reality is much worse than anything you can imagine. Stay away if you don’t want to have nightmares.
I did read it, and I read this one, too. This thread is a bigger waste of bandwidth than the thread you’re pitting, lowbrass. Are you a troll? Are you not finding the level of entertainment here up to your fine standards? Do you think the world should change to accommodate you? Are you 12? Do we need to post the phrase, “IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, DON’T READ IT.” as a stickie in every forum? Does someone need to come visit you and zuma and tattoo that phrase on your foreheads? Do we need to add to that phrase - “IF YOU DON’T EVEN BOTHER READING IT, DON’T BOTHER COMPLAINING ABOUT IT.”?
I don’t know why I’m even bothering to post in this thread. I must be dead bored.
I think you should start another thread pitting this one.
Oooh!! Can I do it? I’ve been wanting to do a tattoo since I got mine. I’m sure it’ll be extra painful, since I’ve never done it before.
“Tastes like duck rectum”
Your post sucked. I didn’t read it, but I’m pretty sure it did.
The funny thing is that one or two posts into that thread someone wondered how long it would be before the thread was pitted. Yeah, I read the thread, after missing out on the ladle meme I decided to read even the grossest sounding threads lest I miss out on something funny.
I think it’s silly to pit these types of threads, c’mon everybody poops, it’s an experience we all share. I’d rather people felt comfortable talking about it on a message board where I have the option of ignoring it than talking about it in person where I can only get away by running screaming from the room.
So did yours, which I didn’t read either. In fact, I never read anything here.
That’s assuming something worthwhile is in the thread. I can similarly offer you a piece of vapid angsty fan-fiction, and when you refuse to read it, accuse you of fostering ignorance.
Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look.