# I'm playing Final Fantasy VII again...

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**Created:** [January 23, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261 "2005-01-23T16:51:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/61 "2005-01-30T14:23:39Z")

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Well, you can equip one character with the Master Summon materia, but that’s late in the game and takes a lot of time doing various pointless tasks, battles, and minigames (such as breeding a golden chocobo and racing them.)

Actually, that’s the easiest way I know of to beat Sephiroth. You don’t even need the Master Summon. Just KotR, a W-Summon, and a couple Mimes (or Copy or Mimic or whatever the materia is). W-Summon KotR and have the next two characters copy it for six KotR attacks in a row. While this is going on, go make a sandwich, cause it’s gonna take awhile. Take a round off to use a Megalixir, then repeat. Get a soda or some chips or something to go with the sandwich, and prepare to eat your snack while watching the ending movie.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/62 "2005-01-30T14:42:50Z")

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Heh. I was so paranoid about the end fight that I jacked all of my levels up as high as I could get them. When I got to the very end, it only took one Knights of the Round to take down Sephiroth. :eek: It was kind of a let down, but I only have myself to blame.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/63 "2005-01-30T14:47:57Z")

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Yeah, one KotR will take out first-stage Sephiroth. It takes somewhere between six and twelve to take out second-stage. Heck, it can be done so quickly that Sephy never does Supernova.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2005, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/64 "2005-02-04T09:35:08Z")

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I played through the first time w/o KoTR. It’s really only a necessity of you want to beat Ultima Weapon. Have any of you ever fought the final battle with Sephiroth without using Cloud’s limit breaks?

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**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/65 "2005-02-04T15:05:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> It takes somewhere between six and twelve to take out second-stage. Heck, it can be done so quickly that Sephy never does Supernova.

But then you don’t get to see him blowin up the solar system multiple times!

Actually, I do have a question: how in the bloody 'ell do you kill Ruby weapon? I had a friend with every FAQ, strategy guide, near maxed-out characters, and way more copies of every materia you could master. We followed the insturctions on every one of those exactly, and we still never beat that beeee-ach.

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**Author:** ![WaryEri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ea666f/32.png) [@WaryEri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WaryEri)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/66 "2005-02-04T16:03:01Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> I played through the first time w/o KoTR. It’s really only a necessity of you want to beat Ultima Weapon. Have any of you ever fought the final battle with Sephiroth without using Cloud’s limit breaks?

I did, I think. I beat it often enough to get curious and start messing around. I didn’t tell him to use it, so they stood there staring at eachother for a while. Then Sephiroth attacks Cloud, and Cloud counters with a normal hit. Down goes Sephy.

> [@smiling bandit](#):
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> Actually, I do have a question: how in the bloody 'ell do you kill Ruby weapon? I had a friend with every FAQ, strategy guide, near maxed-out characters, and way more copies of every materia you could master. We followed the insturctions on every one of those exactly, and we still never beat that beeee-ach.

If you’re following all the tricks and not hitting him when he’s defensive, I think alot of it is luck. He’s going to eat at least one character, probably two. You just have to hope whoever’s got KotR ( or Mime if KotR has already been cast) is the lucky one.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/67 "2005-02-04T16:34:08Z")

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I have a question now.

My hint book for the FF VIII (I alwyas buy the hint books for the secrets) says something like

“You can buy GP at the Gold Saucer in the little hut behind the tramway station. Sometimes there will be a little man there that will exchange GP for gil.”

Well, I have played this game a LOT and there has never been any little man in that hut, and it makes me C-R-A-Z-Y. WTH? Is it because it’s the American version, or am I truly so unfortunate not to see the man? What gives?

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/68 "2005-02-04T16:47:54Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Well, I have played this game a LOT and there has never been any little man in that hut, and it makes me C-R-A-Z-Y. WTH? Is it because it’s the American version, or am I truly so unfortunate not to see the man? What gives?

You’re truely unfortunate. I found him, more often than not.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/69 "2005-02-04T16:50:45Z")

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> [@Tengu](#):
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> You’re truely unfortunate. I found him, more often than not.

Waa! Why me? I want that little man, I hate playing most of the games.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/70 "2005-02-04T23:18:00Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Waa! Why me? I want that little man, I hate playing most of the games.

Just keep walking on and off that screen and eventually he shows up.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/71 "2005-02-05T00:17:39Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> Just keep walking on and off that screen and eventually he shows up.

I _have_.

But I’ll keep on trying.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/72 "2005-02-05T02:29:14Z")

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I never use KotR against anyone but the Weapons, myself.

One of my funniest deaths came against Sephiroth: I forgot that Supernova causes status aliments, and I forgot to put a Ribbon on Cloud. He gets confused and kills Yuffie. Sephiroth casts Break on Red XIII and kills him. Then Cloud, overcome by grief over failing you-know-who, stabs himself and dies.

Oops. 🙂

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**Author:** ![BytopianDream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9de0a6/32.png) [@BytopianDream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BytopianDream)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/73 "2005-02-05T03:16:07Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> I _have_.
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> But I’ll keep on trying.

I had the same problem.  
Until I realized he wasnt \*in[/in] the hut,  
but _beside_ the hut.

Guy…Hut…SaucerFlyerThing

It looks like he has a hat on.  
The best way to make LOTS and LOTS of GP!  
Is Chobo Racing!

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/74 "2005-02-05T04:25:29Z")

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> [@BytopianDream](#):
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> The best way to make LOTS and LOTS of GP!  
> Is Chobo Racing!

With a golden chocobo, of course.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/75 "2005-02-05T18:29:57Z")

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> [@asterion](#):
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> With a golden chocobo, of course.

I found the money started pouring in pretty quickly after yo breed your first chocobo, I forget what color that is. I never have gotten involved with trying to win any of the prizes from the “arcade games” and stuff. Have I missed out on anything really cool?

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**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/76 "2005-02-05T20:16:51Z")

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Nah, they suck IMHO. They’re actually the other minigames found in FF7, and I didn’t like them much.

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**Author:** ![Sutremaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@Sutremaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sutremaine)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/77 "2005-02-06T00:33:09Z")

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> [@WaryEri](#):
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> If you’re following all the tricks and not hitting him when he’s defensive, I think alot of it is luck. He’s going to eat at least one character, probably two. You just have to hope whoever’s got KotR ( or Mime if KotR has already been cast) is the lucky one.

Or you could just kill off the two characters that aren’t set up to kill Ruby, as it only uses Whirlsand when the attack won’t end the game. Incidentally, this trick also works for X’s Shinryu and its pesky Eraser attack.

And I quite like V, even though the plot sucks and the only people with any sort of personality get killed. And I like Faris because he’s\* a leather-clad pirate with a katana, and those are always cool.

**Scumpup** , Omnislash and the Final Attack and W-Summon materia are found at the Gold Saucer. They’re nice to have but possibly more trouble than they’re worth.

\*Yes, I know. And I’m pretty sure his crew know as well, which makes me wonder about the validity of what he said in the Ship Graveyard. Sometimes I think the only reason I call him a he is so I can do the same to Kuja.

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**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/78 "2005-02-06T04:17:55Z")

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> [@Sutremaine](#):
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> Sometimes I think the only reason I call him a he is so I can do the same to Kuja.

I once read on an MB that there was no way Kuja could be male because he has ‘birthing hips’.

I prefer a very male Kuja. I’m mostly known around the ways as Kuja no Miko. Although admitting that on the SDMB is very awkward.

/not a fangirl anymore…not much, anyway

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**Author:** ![Sutremaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@Sutremaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sutremaine)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/79 "2005-02-06T04:43:11Z")

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> [@kushiel](#):
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> I once read on an MB that there was no way Kuja could be male because he has ‘birthing hips’.
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> I prefer a very male Kuja. I’m mostly known around the ways as Kuja no Miko. Although admitting that on the SDMB is very awkward.
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> /not a fangirl anymore…not much, anyway

[hijack]  
Childbearing hips, a girly face, a chest that’s either very heavily covered or distinctly female, and an oddly flat crotch. And don’t forget his denial issues…

I think FFIX’s world is just about capable of supporting a canon-consistent female Kuja, but I’ve yet to see it done outside humour fics.  
[/hijack]

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-final-fantasy-vii-again/286261/80 "2005-02-06T04:57:11Z")

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He walks with his hips swaying, too, just like a girl’s.

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