# I'm playing with mouse balls... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-with-mouse-balls/24075 "2000-06-29T20:54:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-with-mouse-balls/24075/1 "2000-06-29T20:54:12Z")
One is black the other is grey. They are bigger than I would have thought. They are also really smooth and much harder than I ever suspected. I don’t know why but the grey one feels about 50% heavier than the black one. This is as mundane and pointless as I can get. ---
**Author:** ![andyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@andyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andyman)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-with-mouse-balls/24075/2 "2000-06-29T20:58:39Z")
Maybe you should have them removed? ---
**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-with-mouse-balls/24075/3 "2000-06-29T22:04:00Z")
I do not know about TX but in most states that is illegal unless you are married to the mouse. If white stuff starts coming out, then stop playing with them. And remember to use duct tape if you intend to fully consumate the relationship, otherwise your partner might explode. Viper ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-with-mouse-balls/24075/4 "2000-06-29T22:20:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I do not know about TX but in most states that is illegal unless you are married to the mouse. > > If white stuff starts coming out, then stop playing with them. > > And remember to use duct tape if you intend to fully consumate the relationship, otherwise your partner might explode. > > Viper > \*\* Married to a mouse? WTF? I’m talking about a computer mouse. Geezus, get your mind out of the gutter 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-with-mouse-balls/24075/5 "2000-06-30T20:09:18Z")
Hey man whatever floats your boat is okay by me. If you want to do the nasty with rodents that is fine by me. Viper ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-with-mouse-balls/24075/6 "2000-06-30T20:21:23Z")
Adam yax \*\* " I’m playing with mouse balls" \*\* Well stop it, ya pervert ! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-with-mouse-balls/24075/7 "2000-06-30T20:23:03Z")
Adam, FTR, I don’t think it’s possible for Viper to have his mind OUT of the gutter. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-with-mouse-balls/24075/8 "2000-06-30T20:24:16Z")
Hmmm…if I recall, you were very upset recently over the term “yak felcher” being used liberally by some posters. Now we catch you playing with mouse balls. Is this a cry for help. Hey man, we’re here for you… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Procrutes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ab097/32.png) [@Procrutes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrutes)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-with-mouse-balls/24075/9 "2000-06-30T21:53:37Z")
I like to wash my mouse balls liberally with soap and water. Just to make sure they are… :::drumroll, please::: SQUEAKY CLEAN!!! Remember, the 6:00 show is completely different than the 5:00 show. ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-with-mouse-balls/24075/10 "2000-06-30T21:55:33Z")
Q. What do you have if you have two green balls in your hand? A. Kermit’s undivided attention. ---
**Author:** ![DarbyV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@DarbyV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarbyV)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-playing-with-mouse-balls/24075/11 "2000-06-30T22:06:08Z")
This is exactly the kind of thread I LOVE!!!