# im possessed by a demon from satan **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 29, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-possessed-by-a-demon-from-satan/732980 "2015-09-29T21:05:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-possessed-by-a-demon-from-satan/732980/41 "2015-09-30T10:46:22Z")
“Whatever possessed you to write that OP?” “Exactly!!” ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-possessed-by-a-demon-from-satan/732980/42 "2015-09-30T12:22:47Z")
Just watch out for the ghouls, that’s all. Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-possessed-by-a-demon-from-satan/732980/43 "2015-09-30T12:28:27Z")
> [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](#): > > Just watch out for the ghouls, that’s all. > > Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend. Meh, ghouls just wanna have fun. ---
**Author:** ![Gothic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Gothic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gothic)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-possessed-by-a-demon-from-satan/732980/44 "2015-09-30T12:33:24Z")
Fight it. Do not harm yourself or anyone else. I have no experience with anything like this, but singing this loudly may get you the help you need. Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, little ball of fur. Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, purr, purr, purr. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-possessed-by-a-demon-from-satan/732980/45 "2015-09-30T13:11:09Z")
Maybe satan has refinancing. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-possessed-by-a-demon-from-satan/732980/46 "2015-09-30T14:00:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Cardboard has not made any friends yet Befriend Cardboard! Come on, ConstructionPaper, do a solid! ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-possessed-by-a-demon-from-satan/732980/47 "2015-09-30T14:07:55Z")
I know we’re all joking around and everything, but this was **Cardboard’s** last post (he was online later though). Does anyone know him IRL? Is he OK? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-possessed-by-a-demon-from-satan/732980/48 "2015-09-30T14:43:05Z")
If this is a joke there is not enough substance to continue. If it is a cry for help the OP should open a new thread with real information and I’m sure there will be plenty of people with advice. If it is literal I don’t think we are equipped for that. Closed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-possessed-by-a-demon-from-satan/732980.md?page=2)