# I'm pregnant!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 13, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208 "2013-12-13T00:15:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/61 "2013-12-15T14:36:20Z")

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Congratulations and all the best to you and the new addition!

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/62 "2013-12-15T17:03:44Z")

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And yes, it’s my first one. I’m one of those annoying people who actually did change their minds, thus adding fuel to obnoxious aunts bothering happily childfree people. Really am sorry about that, guys.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/63 "2013-12-15T17:56:28Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> And yes, it’s my first one. I’m one of those annoying people who actually did change their minds, thus adding fuel to obnoxious aunts bothering happily childfree people. Really am sorry about that, guys.

What changed my mind wasn’t a biological imperative but rather loving my partner so much that I wanted to know a whole other part of him, one that he and I could invent together. That’s why we looked into surrogacy; passing on my genes was not only unimportant to me but something I wanted to avoid due to my genetic issues.  
So the aunts are sort of right but for the wrong reasons in my case.

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**Author:** ![EmAnJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@EmAnJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmAnJ)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/64 "2013-12-15T20:40:27Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> And yes, it’s my first one. I’m one of those annoying people who actually did change their minds, thus adding fuel to obnoxious aunts bothering happily childfree people. Really am sorry about that, guys.

That’s ok, you’re allowed to change your mind. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/65 "2013-12-15T22:28:46Z")

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> [@EmAnJ](#):
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> Chances for a successful pregnancy improve more once the heartbeat is detected (around 6 - 7 weeks) and then are very slim after the first tri.

The chances of a successful pregnancy are very slim after the first trimester? Oh my. :eek:  
😃

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/66 "2013-12-17T20:21:47Z")

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Okay, who ordered the porn star boobs? I’d like to return them. They don’t fit.

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/67 "2013-12-17T20:25:40Z")

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Pics or they didn’t happen.

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**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/68 "2013-12-17T20:28:50Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> I’d like to return them. They don’t fit.

Maybe you got my pair by mistake; I never did get them.

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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/69 "2013-12-17T21:05:40Z")

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Super news, congratulations!

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/70 "2013-12-17T22:05:01Z")

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Congratulations! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/71 "2013-12-18T00:52:32Z")

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> [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Maybe you got my pair by mistake; I never did get them.

Shall I send them to you? I warn you they hurt like hell. I can’t run with them. ☹

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/72 "2013-12-18T02:02:23Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> Shall I send them to you? I warn you they hurt like hell. I can’t run with them. ☹

I believe this is when some ladies begin to wear a sports bra or two over their regular bra in order to jog.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/73 "2013-12-18T02:06:02Z")

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I just found this thread. Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![MrDurden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed655f/32.png) [@MrDurden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDurden)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/74 "2013-12-19T08:37:38Z")

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Not one overpopulation is a serious problem?

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**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/75 "2013-12-19T09:09:54Z")

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_touches your belly_

That’s okay, isn’t it? Public property and all…  
Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/76 "2013-12-19T10:37:40Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> Depends on who that person was, I suppose! I’d let 'em have it for a million, I never was a good negotiator.
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> Hell, I’d let em have it for college tuition.

At the rate things are going, the second might be higher than the first.

ETA: more sticky.

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**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/77 "2013-12-19T13:43:40Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> And yes, it’s my first one. I’m one of those annoying people who actually did change their minds, thus adding fuel to obnoxious aunts bothering happily childfree people. Really am sorry about that, guys.

I’m one of those people, too. Congratulations! Parenthood is wonderful.

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/78 "2013-12-19T17:32:14Z")

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Aww congrats! That’s so exciting. If you start with morning sickness, it helps to not let your stomach get empty. I kept some crackers on the nightstand and ate a couple when I first woke up. It helps a lot.

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**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/79 "2013-12-19T17:34:01Z")

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If you haven’t picked names yet, you’re welcome to use mine. Watchwolf Smith, “Yeah, my parents dropped a lot of acid”.

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/80 "2013-12-19T17:48:20Z")

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Wonderful! Happy incubating!

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