# I'm pregnant!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 13, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208 "2013-12-13T00:15:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/81 "2014-01-12T19:50:53Z")

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Just in case anybody drops in for an update - [evidently it is not just in our heads](http://www.flickr.com/photos/62555962@N00/11913384213/). (Sometimes you start to wonder, you know?)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/82 "2014-01-12T20:19:38Z")

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You have our continuing wishes that everything goes well with your pregnancy.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/83 "2014-01-12T20:27:05Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> You have our continuing wishes that everything goes well with your pregnancy.

Awe. And she looks just like you.

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/84 "2014-01-12T20:56:29Z")

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Hooray! It keeps getting more and more real as you go - just wait till the next ultrasound, when it’s got legs and arms and rolls around to moon the camera! 😃

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**Author:** ![lavenderviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cdc98d/32.png) [@lavenderviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lavenderviolet)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/85 "2014-01-12T21:05:58Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> Just in case anybody drops in for an update - [evidently it is not just in our heads](http://www.flickr.com/photos/62555962@N00/11913384213/). (Sometimes you start to wonder, you know?)

After some of the frightening posts on this thread, I thought you might want to know that, by the time you are able to detect a healthy heartbeat on an ultrasound, the miscarriage risk decreases to something like 5%.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/86 "2014-01-13T04:57:09Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> Just in case anybody drops in for an update - [evidently it is not just in our heads](http://www.flickr.com/photos/62555962@N00/11913384213/). (Sometimes you start to wonder, you know?)

I don’t mean to be presumptuous, but don’t you think it’s a little early to put a boomerang in your uterus for the baby to play with?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/87 "2014-01-13T07:27:28Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> Just in case anybody drops in for an update - [evidently it is not just in our heads](http://www.flickr.com/photos/62555962@N00/11913384213/). (Sometimes you start to wonder, you know?)

If your pregnancy was in your head, they’d have called in specialists.

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/88 "2014-01-13T14:24:31Z")

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> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#):
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> I don’t mean to be presumptuous, but don’t you think it’s a little early to put a boomerang in your uterus for the baby to play with?

Um, maybe for YOUR baby. OUR baby is very advanced. We expect it to be hunting its own food by the time it breathes free air.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/89 "2014-01-14T05:35:14Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> Um, maybe for YOUR baby. OUR baby is very advanced. We expect it to be hunting its own food by the time it breathes free air.

And not a moment sooner, 'eh?

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-pregnant/676208/90 "2014-01-15T14:26:49Z")

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It’s all about timing.

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