# "I'm really a girl" (April 1st prank PM)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 1, 2015, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519 "2015-04-01T17:19:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/281 "2015-04-06T18:55:49Z")

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Did anyone just blab it all over the forum? Now that would have been sweet.

As far as I can tell, nobody reported the Mod for a violation of the TOS

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/282 "2015-04-07T01:21:02Z")

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Maybe the PMs were real. Maybe he sent them out drunk, then sobered up and realized with shock what he’s done. Then by sheer coincidence, it just happened to be April Fool’s Day, thereby giving him a ready excuse.

That’s what _I_ choose to believe anyway.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/283 "2015-04-07T12:44:55Z")

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Hey!

I got one, too!  
This is what I get for not checking my PMs often enough… I miss getting pranked.  
Hmm. This is making me _not_ want to check my messages more often.

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**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/284 "2015-04-07T12:48:37Z")

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For those spate of times when posters have asked Why can’t mods just act more human? Uhhh, here’s why.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/285 "2015-04-07T15:49:41Z")

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I support our new transsexual overlords.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/286 "2015-04-07T16:48:32Z")

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She sent me some pics in the newest round of PMs.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/287 "2015-04-07T16:53:07Z")

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> [@AncientHumanoid](#):
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> She sent me some pics in the newest round of PMs.

All I got was an invite to her pay-walled webcam. ☹

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/288 "2015-04-07T17:08:34Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> All I got was an invite to her pay-walled webcam. ☹

I know a hack around the pay wall. Only works with IE4, tho. Maybe Netscape.

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**Author:** ![Atomic\_Alex](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atomic_alex/32/175_2.png) [@Atomic\_Alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Alex)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/289 "2015-04-07T18:17:00Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Then by sheer coincidence, it just happened to be April Fool’s Day, thereby giving him a ready excuse.

Her 😛

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**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/290 "2015-04-07T23:28:25Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> I support our new transsexual overlords.

To be more precise about the dear girl, **Idle Thoughts** , you should be supporting your new _schizosexual underserfs_.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/291 "2015-04-07T23:33:20Z")

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I don’t really care what sex somebody says they are. If the words are good, it’s all good.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2015, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/292 "2015-05-30T04:39:28Z")

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I’m still getting people replying to the PM. One today, one yesterday, a few last week. Many still trickling in the last few weeks.  
Not that I’m complaining, I just find it mildly amusing that I have to tell some that it was because of a prank done almost two months ago.

I guess sometimes it takes awhile to notice you have a PM. : p

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/293 "2015-05-30T20:41:23Z")

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Wait…

You’re a girl?

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**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2015, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/294 "2015-05-30T21:04:47Z")

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> [@AncientHumanoid](#):
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> Wait…
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> You’re a girl?

Yes, a pretty one, too.

She’s a bit too loose and boy crazy for my taste, but she is pretty…in a Tammy Faye Bakker kind of way.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2015, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/295 "2015-05-30T21:48:42Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> I’m still getting people replying to the PM. One today, one yesterday, a few last week. Many still trickling in the last few weeks.  
> Not that I’m complaining, I just find it mildly amusing that I have to tell some that it was because of a prank done almost two months ago.
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> I guess sometimes it takes awhile to notice you have a PM. : p

You honestly think this will ever disappear?

Ask Hal about his sheep thing…What was that, 10 years ago?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2015, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/296 "2015-05-31T00:42:35Z")

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Bangkok is a hub for sex-reassignment surgery. I’m sure I can rustle up a recommendation if **Idle Thoughts** ever decides to go the whole hog.

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**Author:** ![Gothic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Gothic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gothic)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/297 "2015-06-01T16:39:46Z")

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I lost my deposit on the condo in Arizona. Anyone who actually liked my posts is really easy to please and a keeper. I’m really lonely.

I am really glad I lurked over four months before posting, it should be required.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/298 "2016-07-07T07:05:55Z")

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I’m STILL getting replies back to that PM. Someone replied to it just now, a year and two months late. And before that, I got one about four months ago.  
:smack:

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/299 "2016-07-07T07:12:32Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> I’m STILL getting replies back to that PM. Someone replied to it just now, a year and two months late. And before that, I got one about four months ago.  
> :smack:

That’s what you get for not telling _me_ that you were a girl. ☹

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-a-girl-april-1st-prank-pm/716519/300 "2016-07-07T18:05:39Z")

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I already thought you were a girl.

Still do.

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