# I'm really bored **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060 "2010-04-14T13:54:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/1 "2010-04-14T13:54:42Z")
ask me anything ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/2 "2010-04-14T14:14:19Z")
Why are you bored? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/3 "2010-04-14T14:18:07Z")
What color shoes am I wearing? ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/4 "2010-04-14T14:21:04Z")
Can you really do magic? What kind? ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/5 "2010-04-14T14:21:44Z")
How long do you think this thread will remain open? ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/6 "2010-04-14T14:26:44Z")
Too bored to talk? ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/7 "2010-04-14T14:30:22Z")
because black no/none forever maybe ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/8 "2010-04-14T14:31:27Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > because > black > no/none > forever > maybe Cool, a spambot is a doper! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/9 "2010-04-14T15:06:15Z")
How many US Presidents can you name off the top of your head? ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/10 "2010-04-14T15:25:39Z")
all of them, on account of the Jonathan Coulton Presidents song ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/11 "2010-04-14T15:37:38Z")
Have you cleaned your room? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/12 "2010-04-14T15:38:48Z")
it’s already clean enough worry about your own room, mom ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/13 "2010-04-14T16:41:48Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > all of them, on account of the Jonathan Coulton Presidents song Well, let’s see them, then. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/14 "2010-04-14T17:53:18Z")
What are you wearing? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/15 "2010-04-14T19:10:25Z")
Wrong, but it’s ok, I don’t judge. ---
**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/16 "2010-04-14T19:48:50Z")
Why won’t my truck start? ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/17 "2010-04-14T19:50:10Z")
Is this mike on? Hello? \ Hello? ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/18 "2010-04-14T19:55:46Z")
What kind of bird would you like to be, and why? ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/19 "2010-04-14T19:57:59Z")
Count the hairs in your eyebrows. How many do you have? ---
**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060/20 "2010-04-14T21:14:38Z")
Dammit! WHY won’t my truck start? I’m getting kinda tired waiting out here in the damn parking lot, y’know. Hello? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-bored/536060.md?page=2)