# I'm really fucking bored **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 11, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-fucking-bored/403711 "2007-05-11T16:23:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-fucking-bored/403711/1 "2007-05-11T16:23:12Z")
I just spent a week in the hospital. Got out Tuesday. Still had symptoms that pretty much make it impossible for me to leave home. This morning, I managed to go to the store all by myself. God willing, I’ll be able to actually do something tomorrow. As for now, I’m stuck. And I’ve already spent more than a week watching TV and reading. I’m really seriously bored. Entertain me. Please. ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-fucking-bored/403711/2 "2007-05-11T16:29:05Z")
Tell us the story of your hospital day, in excruciating detail? That should take an hour or more, I’d think. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-fucking-bored/403711/3 "2007-05-11T16:29:34Z")
I could play a pirate…? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-fucking-bored/403711/4 "2007-05-11T16:33:58Z")
I’ll be a wench, if\*\* Anaamika\*\*'s being a pirate. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-fucking-bored/403711/5 "2007-05-11T16:45:51Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] I’ll be a wench, if\*\* Anaamika\*\*'s being a pirate. [/QUOTE] Arr me beauty! ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-fucking-bored/403711/6 "2007-05-11T17:12:52Z")
Have you peeked at [Escape the Room Blog](http://escapetheroom.blogspot.com/) to see what new games are posted there yet? I rather like the game [Aquaria](http://www.so-room.com/contents/flashgames/aquaria.php), it’s simple, but neat and the grapics are nice. If you get stuck, [gamershood](http://www.gamershood.com/forum/index.php?) forums can often give you a hint or two. [Here](http://www.gamershood.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500) is their topic on Aquaria. ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-fucking-bored/403711/7 "2007-05-11T17:14:27Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] I’ll be a wench, if\*\* Anaamika\*\*'s being a pirate. [/QUOTE] Hey! Can I join? I can be . . . . a monkey! Ohohoh! Ahahah! Eeeee! ::Scratch armpit:: Screeeeeeech! ---
**Author:** ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-fucking-bored/403711/8 "2007-05-11T17:25:55Z")
I’ll write an award-winning piece of poetry for you. Meow meow meow Said the cute little kitty Honk honk honk Said the silly little goose My tail is so pretty And floofy to boot But your feathers are pretty Also Said the kitty Thanks Said the goose Let’s take naps ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-fucking-bored/403711/9 "2007-05-11T17:28:01Z")
[QUOTE=Sattua] Tell us the story of your hospital day, in excruciating detail? That should take an hour or more, I’d think. [/QUOTE] Unfortunately, no. I do have some hospital horror stories, but this one was… really boring. I didn’t get to eat, so I didn’t do much of anything. Just hang around and watch the IV drip. I appreciate everybody’s efforts. ---
**Author:** ![kurilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ea5d25/32.png) [@kurilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kurilla)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-fucking-bored/403711/10 "2007-05-11T17:30:45Z")
That’s the start of one of those “heard over the cockpit radio” stories: Pilot: “I’m fucking bored.” Air Traffic Controller: “Identify yourself!” Pilot: “I said I’m fucking bored, not fucking stupid.” Sorry, that’s all I got. ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-fucking-bored/403711/11 "2007-05-11T18:31:31Z")
[QUOTE=Priceguy] Unfortunately, no. I do have some hospital horror stories, but this one was… really boring. I didn’t get to eat, so I didn’t do much of anything. Just hang around and watch the IV drip. I appreciate everybody’s efforts. [/QUOTE] In that case, write a Proustian ramble about the IV dripping and how it reminds you of your mother? ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-fucking-bored/403711/12 "2007-05-11T19:08:57Z")
I had a toenail pulled out 3 days ago. Have been with my foot up high since. My back itches from all the sitting and I have nasty cramps on my calf. I have been posting under the influence of some serious pain killers and nobody seems to have noticed the difference. Are you not entertained? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-fucking-bored/403711/13 "2007-05-11T20:44:24Z")
Well you could always meditate on the statement “2+2=5 for large values of 2.”