# I'm really starting to hate women **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 18, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661 "2000-09-18T22:14:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/41 "2000-09-19T16:26:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ReservoirDog \* > \*\*I mean, holy shit, what kind of loser recalls high school as the best years of his life? \*\* Al Bundy. ---
**Author:** ![zwaldd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a9adbd/32.png) [@zwaldd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zwaldd)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/42 "2000-09-19T16:34:13Z")
norm (to cliff): “women. can’t live with 'em…(to woody) pass the beer nuts.” ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/43 "2000-09-19T16:59:56Z")
Grimhacker, if you are always this charming, you should be grateful that any woman has ever come near you without large sums of money changing hands. But I can accept the validity of your rant - the woman who decided to share **your** cockroach-infested trailer must have been a prize indeed, and you are probably well rid of her. Since you’ve probably deflowered all the livestock in your immediate vicinity, and the strippers at your local bar seem to fall short of your high standards, I would recommend that you try to date women of the inflatable vinyl variety from now on. Make sure you read the package instructions carefully: If you keep her inflated longer than 2 months she will become your common-law wife and 1/2 of your beer can collection will automatically revert to her. I’m not surprised that you miss high school - It must have been a cruel shock the day that you discovered that you could no longer legally ply emotionally distrubed eighth-graders with peach schnapps in order to get laid. Forgive me if this double-posts. Ugh. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/44 "2000-09-19T17:19:57Z")
Magdalene - sniff - that was BEAUTIFUL. You are my hero. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/45 "2000-09-19T17:24:44Z")
Holy crap, **magdalene** , that was good! At least a 9.5/10.0! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/46 "2000-09-19T17:27:03Z")
Missy2U, Here, here. I’ll second that. Mag’s post get’s my vote for “Flame of the Year.” ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/47 "2000-09-19T17:44:40Z")
There’s no way I can follow that flame **magdalene**. I feel like the guy who followed the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/48 "2000-09-19T18:15:55Z")
magda, I bow to your flaming power. That was priceless. (I thought I was all witty with the sheep reference- lame!) You kick ass! But tell us- how do you **REALLY** feel? Zette ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/49 "2000-09-19T18:48:08Z")
…I was just gonna say that simply because you are dating someone doesn’t mean you have to live with them, but after **Ms. Maggy** , I don’t quite have the motivation. Be-u-ti-ful. And since this is now in the **Pit** , the only people hwo look fondly back on High School are twenty-somethings that never did a damn thing afterwards but comment to anyone in earshot about how cool they were back then. Moron. Everyone knows college is the best years of your life. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/50 "2000-09-19T19:10:34Z")
**Gimcracker** has a good point. All you fat women should lose some weight, get big poufy hair, and put out on demand without expecting to be treated like men. And would it kill you to put on a little perfume down there? ::d&r:: ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/51 "2000-09-19T19:10:50Z")
Thinksnow, good point! This guy is clearly a master of logic, and I’m sure he will immediately grasp your excellent point. 1. All the livestock in this area run away when they see me. 2. I somehow convinced some woman (with the help of trusty old peach schnapps) to date me. 3. I learned from watching Jerry Springer that dating = living together. 4. I learned from my dad who walked out one day to get cigarettes and never came back and never slapped my mom around when she didn’t deserve it that living together = she cooks all my meals. 5. But only for two months. Because at 3 months we become common-law married. (Shit - I wonder if my roommate knows about this rule? It’s been almost a month already) 6. Damn, I’m a handsome mofo. 7. So I break up with this girl and she has the nerve to become upset. I mean, she’s gonna have to go back home and live with her Uncle Lester the Molester again, but why is that my fault? All my friends at work were laughing at me when she showed up all crying and stuff. 8. Ergo, I hate all women. If only we’d intervened back at step 3, maybe with one of those “The More You Know” spots with the stars of Friends. “People think that dating equals living together, but I, Jennifer Aniston, think that it’s okay for people to live apart.” Alas, now we can only curse the gods that one such as Grimhacker is lost to womankind. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/52 "2000-09-19T20:09:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zette \* > \*\*Why don’t you go back to screwing sheep if women are so nasty? \*\* The sheep won’t have him. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/53 "2000-09-19T20:26:04Z")
You’re on a roll today Magdalene! WTG ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/54 "2000-09-19T21:03:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > **The sheep won’t have him.** That’s nothing a little peach schnapps couldn’t fix… ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/55 "2000-09-19T21:17:45Z")
I dunno, it might take an awful lot of Schnapps… ---
**Author:** ![Grimhacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Grimhacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimhacker)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/56 "2000-09-19T23:07:37Z")
HOw the hell did my post end up in the Pit? And why the fuck are people mad at me? OH well, kinda neat anyways. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/57 "2000-09-20T00:11:04Z")
magdalene, Just yesterday, I was pretty pissed at you for trying to derail my completely innocent Criticism thread. But having read your flames in this thread, I can only conclude that you are one of the good guys. And gals, of course. 9.0 for Entertainment Value, 10.0 for OP Annihilation Value. Thanks 😉 ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/58 "2000-09-20T03:02:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Grimhacker \* > \*\*HOw the hell did my post end up in the Pit? And why the fuck are people mad at me? OH well, kinda neat anyways. \*\* I believe you can thank Whammo for throwing the first “felch” onto the table - it’s kinda like when you’re playing Hearts and the Queen of Spades comes out and everyone goes _oooooooooooh_. Or maybe more on your level: It’s like when you’re playing Chutes & Ladders and you hit a chute and have to slide down. But don’t worry, your misogyny and stupidity would have brought you here without Whammo’s help. I’m glad you think it’s “neat” - I guess wetting the bed and calling the teen suicide-prevention hotlines every day was no longer getting you enough attention at home. I know everyone here is on the edge of their seats waiting to see what you’ll come up with next! Your style is so fresh and funky, it could _revolutionize_ the way we do things on this board and I think everyone just got a little carried away with jealousy. I know I did. Heh. Thanks for the constructive feedback, Coldfire. 😉 And everyone else. :o ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/59 "2000-09-20T12:25:45Z")
…I’m on the edge of my seat waiting to see what **magdaline** will say next. \ ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661/60 "2000-09-20T12:27:41Z")
that is, of course, **magdalene** and after checking, your 3p’s makes it a fact [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-really-starting-to-hate-women/33661.md?page=4)