# I'm Satan at the moment **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 29, 2007, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912 "2007-01-29T02:25:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/1 "2007-01-29T02:25:50Z")
Hi, I’m Satan at this point in time and I know the secrets of life. THE LAW OF REALITY EVERYTHING happens for a Good logical reason. The secret of eternal life on earth is to not break any commandments in the Bible, tempt others, be selfish, don’t pay for things with money, don’t manipulate people, be imperfect and believe and preach the LIE of materialism. Anyone want to be my servant or be another Satan? ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/2 "2007-01-29T02:31:31Z")
I have to be Satan and be imperfect otherwise I’ll leave the physical world and go back to the spiritual world. BTW, am I allowed to give out my contact details? I have faith that the Illuminati will protect me. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/3 "2007-01-29T02:32:14Z")
Beavis: Is that supposed to be Satan? Butt-Head: I’ve seen scarier Satans in a Mister Big video. ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/4 "2007-01-29T02:32:32Z")
Are you unhappy with life, do you want your wildest dreams to come true? ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/5 "2007-01-29T02:33:37Z")
[QUOTE=Dr. Rieux] Beavis: Is that supposed to be Satan? Butt-Head: I’ve seen scarier Satans in a Mister Big video. [/QUOTE] I don’t want to scare people. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/6 "2007-01-29T02:34:31Z")
You’re not Satan, he got banned. That said, do go on, Mr. Clay. ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/7 "2007-01-29T02:35:58Z")
[QUOTE=E-Sabbath] You’re not Satan, he got banned. That said, do go on, Mr. Clay. [/QUOTE] Ye of little faith. If you have the faith of a mustard seed you can say to a mountain to throw itself into the sea or something. ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/8 "2007-01-29T02:37:59Z")
Advice to would-be Satan’s - stay out of the Sun or you beauty will disappear. ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/9 "2007-01-29T02:38:16Z")
Are you [Gunnar Nelson](http://www.musicmayhem.com/nelson4.jpg)? You’re on the right. ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/10 "2007-01-29T02:40:31Z")
Is everyone here PERFECTLY happy? Note that the solution might involve risking your mental, physical, and spiritual health. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/11 "2007-01-29T02:41:13Z")
Are you off your meds or somethin’? Just wondering. ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/12 "2007-01-29T02:41:32Z")
[QUOTE=newcrasher] Are you [Gunnar Nelson](http://www.musicmayhem.com/nelson4.jpg)? You’re on the right. [/QUOTE] No. Do people want to know my REAL name? If moderators say so I can give it out. ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/13 "2007-01-29T02:42:34Z")
[QUOTE=fishbicycle] Are you off your meds or somethin’? Just wondering. [/QUOTE] No I’m on 100mg zoloft and 15mg of abilify. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/14 "2007-01-29T02:42:51Z")
[QUOTE=E-Sabbath] You’re not Satan, he got banned. That said, do go on, Mr. Clay. [/QUOTE] Funny, that. ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/15 "2007-01-29T02:43:03Z")
[QUOTE=JohnClay] Is everyone here PERFECTLY happy? Note that the solution might involve risking your mental, physical, and spiritual health. [/QUOTE] Alright. If you are claiming to be the Prince of Darkness, or the Great Deceiver, or Beelzebub or something, you gotta drop some knowledge here that is frickin’ off the HOOK! Fo’ shizzle! Otherwise, you’re just an attention whore. Go. ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/16 "2007-01-29T02:45:17Z")
[QUOTE=JohnClay] No. Do people want to know my REAL name? If moderators say so I can give it out. [/QUOTE] Can we guess again? Are you [Starr Jones](http://cabrillis.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/starjones.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-satan-at-the-moment/389912/17 "2007-01-29T02:52:13Z")
I’m locking this one, even though I’m not the Mod for this forum. A previous thread from yesterday [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=8196317#post8196317](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=8196317#post8196317) indicates that the OP was told not to do this again. but he _does_ have a > [@](#): > > I didn’t actually read your rules. You see I believe that I have a socionics ENTp Einstein-type personality Whatever the reason, this will be taken up shortly with a discussion amongst mods/Admins. **samclem**