# "I'm shaving all my vulva for you-o-o-o"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-shaving-all-my-vulva-for-you-o-o-o/612732>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 13, 2012, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-shaving-all-my-vulva-for-you-o-o-o/612732 "2012-02-13T19:10:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-shaving-all-my-vulva-for-you-o-o-o/612732/21 "2012-02-14T04:03:25Z")

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For some reason, I heard Slim Whitman singing this song…

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**Author:** ![MsJinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/278dde/32.png) [@MsJinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsJinx)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-shaving-all-my-vulva-for-you-o-o-o/612732/22 "2012-02-14T04:31:21Z")

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When Elton John goes, I’ll be singing “Someone shaved my wife tonight.”

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**Author:** ![sco3tt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@sco3tt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sco3tt)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-shaving-all-my-vulva-for-you-o-o-o/612732/23 "2012-02-14T04:50:08Z")

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> [@MsJinx](#):
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> When Elton John goes, I’ll be singing “Someone shaved my wife tonight.”

♫♪ “… should be bare…” ♪♫

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-shaving-all-my-vulva-for-you-o-o-o/612732/24 "2012-02-14T04:54:17Z")

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It’s “Shaving all my loins for youuuuuuu”

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