# I'm Sick and Tired of Big Bubble Boobs Everywhere **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 22, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145 "2003-01-22T03:41:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/1 "2003-01-22T03:41:09Z")
Well, that pretty much sums it up. Every “attractive” woman on the cover of a magazine - big, honkin’, bubble boobs. Every scantily dressed starlet on tv - big bubble boobs. Every actress desperately trying to make an image at the award shows - big bubble boobs. Every music video - you guessed it, big bubble boobs. I’m just danged tired of these oh-so-fake silicon monstrosities pushing their way into the limelight every time I see a piece of popular culture. That is all. (Yes, I know - guys love them, can’t get enough of them, bigger is better, etc, etc, et freakin’ cetera.) ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/2 "2003-01-22T03:43:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by featherlou \* > \*\*(Yes, I know - guys love them, can’t get enough of them, bigger is better, etc, etc, et freakin’ cetera.) \*\* SOME guys like them. I hope a minority. They are, to me, repulsive. ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/3 "2003-01-22T03:50:45Z")
Some of them do tend to be overdone for my tastes. A natural breast is a beautiful thing, no matter what the size. I much prefer them natural, but if it makes the woman happy, that’s all that counts. I wouldn’t mind a bit if they went out of style, though. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/4 "2003-01-22T03:51:48Z")
Amen, and be glad you don’t live in L.A. ---
**Author:** ![Oblong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c0e974/32.png) [@Oblong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblong)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/5 "2003-01-22T03:52:29Z")
they are fake, not real, therefore no different than a doll and as much of a turn on. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/6 "2003-01-22T03:52:41Z")
**featherlou** is either Gay, Female, or utterly derranged. Big boobs are our God. Provided they are not _too_ big (about the size of grapefruit) and are attached to the body of a female between the ages of 18 and 25. I assume by ‘bubble’ you mean Round. Even the _word_ ‘boobs’ is awe inspiring. (but ‘boobies’ is better) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/7 "2003-01-22T03:54:45Z")
What people forget is that most women who get implants are undesireable to begin with - so (perhaps subconsciously) it is the woman you find repulsive. Not the boobs. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/8 "2003-01-22T03:57:22Z")
Bubble words: Bubble Boobs, Bubblehead, Bubblebrain, Bubblegum, … ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/9 "2003-01-22T03:57:57Z")
19 year old male checking in here, and just let me say: If the boobs are in proportion to the rest of the body, bring 'em on. If you gave me a choice between, say, WWE Divas [Trish Stratus](http://www.wwedivas.com/trish/index.html) and [Stacy Keibler](http://www.wwedivas.com/stacy/index.html), I’m taking Stacy every time, because she doesn’t look like someone inflated beach balls and stuffed them in a shirt. That said, at this point, I’m not turning **any** boobs away, so whatever. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/10 "2003-01-22T03:58:41Z")
> [@](#): > > What people forget is that most women who get implants are undesireable to begin with I’ll bet you you’re incorrect in your assumption. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/11 "2003-01-22T04:02:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Joey G \* > \*\*\ but if it makes the woman happy, that’s all that counts. I wouldn’t mind a bit if they went out of style, though. 😉 \*\* See, that’s the thing - I don’t think they ARE making the women sporting them happy - they just seem to be getting them like the latest fashion accessory, or maybe because you can’t have a career in entertainment of any sort without them. Poor girls with these huge sacs of silicon/saline dragging down their poor chest muscles and giving them backaches. (FTR, I am sure there are tons of women who have big bubble breast implants and love them dearly. My mileage is obviously varying.) (Oh, and **Lobsang** , your humour is lost on me. You sound like a horny 13 year old boy.) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/12 "2003-01-22T04:04:24Z")
Deep inside - I _am_ a horny 13 year old boy. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/13 "2003-01-22T04:05:23Z")
Big boobs are just one more thing preventing you from getting really _close_ to someone. (Or two more things, I suppose.) Absurdly exaggerated secondary sexual characteristics make people of either sex look _moronic_, in my opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/14 "2003-01-22T04:06:09Z")
I am glad I managed to get those words out in the right order. ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/15 "2003-01-22T04:06:39Z")
Do you have any brothers name Miser? I’m sure most of these people don’t have implants anyway. Surprising as it may be, some chicks just naturally have MASSIVE TITS. Did you just hear too many “ironing board” jokes or what? Anyway, some people say anything you can’t fit in your mouth is a waste… YMMV. ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/16 "2003-01-22T04:06:59Z")
When you are behind her, all you have is the feel. 😉 Natural ones feel great! ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/17 "2003-01-22T04:09:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Lobsang > Provided they are not too big (about the size of grapefruit) and are attached to the body of a female between the ages of 18 and 25. Don’t believe you! You’re saying you wouldn’t look twice at a stunningly beautiful **26** year old girl with fake boobs? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/18 "2003-01-22T04:15:27Z")
**samarm** There are always anomolies ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/19 "2003-01-22T04:18:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by featherlou \* > > (Yes, I know - guys love them, can’t get enough of them, bigger is better, etc, etc, et freakin’ cetera.) \*\* No,no,NO… Bigger is not better when it comes to boobs. Gimme a petite woman with a handfull over Pamela-Lee-anderson-Rock-[insert name here] anyday… ---
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/20 "2003-01-22T04:18:20Z")
I am just going to disagree here with the OP. While there are many ‘big boobs’ in the Pamela Anderson mold, I would disagree that ‘every’ attractive woman in media (film, tv, print etc) has big bubble boobs. Let’s look at the People magazine (about as pop and trendy a magazine as you will find) 50 most beautiful people of [2002](http://people.aol.com/people/special/0,11859,234526,00.html) I eliminated the men. > [@](#): > > • Jennifer Aniston, actress > • Halle Berry, actress > • Julie Bowen , actress > • Jennifer Connelly, actress > • Cindy Crawford, model > • Kirsten Dunst, actress > • Cameron Diaz, actress > • Jodie Foster, actress > • Jennifer Garner, actress > • Marg Helgenberger, actress > • Jill Hennessy, actress > • Rashida Jones, actress > • Ashley Judd, actress > • Alicia Keys, musician > • Nicole Kidman, actress > • Debra Messing, actress > • Mandy Moore, pop star > • Sharon Osbourne, MTV star > • Zara Phillips, royal > • Natalie Portman, actress > • Julia Roberts, actress > • Alessandro Safina, opera singer > • Diane Sawyer, news anchor > • Shakira, pop singer > • Britney Spears, pop star > • Audrey Tautou, actress > • Naomi Watts, actress > > • Reese Witherspoon, actress Out of these, Spears is the only one I would call ‘bubble’ boobs. There are some here I can’t picture off the top of my head (bad publicists no doubt) so maybe I am missing someone with the bubbles, but go down the list for yourself. I’d say your rant is about five years too late, and the tide has turned back to natural. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145.md?page=2)