# I'm Sick and Tired of Big Bubble Boobs Everywhere **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 22, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145 "2003-01-22T03:41:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/21 "2003-01-22T04:21:26Z")
Man, this thread has taken off. I predict some competition for the LOTR thread. Boobies sell. ---
**Author:** ![ladydisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@ladydisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladydisco)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/22 "2003-01-22T04:33:33Z")
I’m gonna have to go ahead and disagree that natural breasts are **always** the best. [Some of us](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=131517) aren’t proportioned very well [naturally](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=149759). I realize that everyone has their own preferences on body types - to each their own. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/23 "2003-01-22T04:36:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by featherlou \* > \*\* Every scantily dressed starlet on tv - big bubble boobs. \*\* Yeah! Damn Calista Flockhart and her big bubble boobs! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![B.Pants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@B.Pants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Pants)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/24 "2003-01-22T04:54:40Z")
I love breasts. Natural breasts, that is. I can’t stand to look at fake boobs. I don’t really like naturally big ones most of the time either. Not everybody who loves breasts loves big ones. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/25 "2003-01-22T05:18:12Z")
Every fashion accessory gets taken to ridiculous excesses at times. Breast implants were originally invented for reconstructive purposes and then marketed to women with really small breasts who wanted something more substantial. Then, some women went insane and decided they wanted to walk around with heaving beach-balls on their chests, and you end up with nutballs like Lolo Ferarri. Yeesh. But it’s not like women hadn’t been disfiguring themselves before. Not too long ago, corsets were all the rage. Women would suffer tremendous pain, break ribs and damage internal organs to get their figure streamlined a little bit more. All in the name of fashion. And in China for thousands of years, until very recently, women bound their feet so they wouldn’t grow. If you’ve ever seen pictures of a grown Chinese woman with disturbingly little feet you know how bizarre such societal pressures can be. And let us not forget the men of the 1980s, who had to out-do each other with bigger and bigger parachute pants. ---
**Author:** ![A1C\_Joe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d07c76/32.png) [@A1C\_Joe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A1C_Joe)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/26 "2003-01-22T05:50:32Z")
(Yes, I know - guys love them, can’t get enough of them, bigger is better, etc, etc, et freakin’ cetera.) i think you answered your own questioin ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/27 "2003-01-22T06:07:28Z")
I should mention that the big bubble boobs that I’m sick of also come from the unbelievable clothes that the ladies of entertainment stuff themselves into. I’m not just tired of fake boobs everywhere; I’m also tired of the “push, pull, and tape your boobs into place” fashions as well. (Um, **Joe** , I don’t think I actually asked a question.) ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/28 "2003-01-22T06:52:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by j\_kat\_251 \* > **I’m sure most of these people don’t have implants anyway. Surprising as it may be, some chicks just naturally have MASSIVE TITS.** And you can tell the difference – Laura San Giacomo and Marg Helgenberger, for instance, have big almost unto pendulous breasts, (when “Just Shoot Me” is on I sometimes want to yell at the screen “Why can’t you put poor Laura in a good bra!!!”) but they’re natural, and hence, aren’t bubble boobs. They aren’t as rounded on the top as they are on the bottom, they start with a downwards slope rather than an upwards swell – even in a good bra. Hence the difference between real and “bubble” – natural breasts, whether small or large, don’t defy gravity because of internal underpinnings which push them in unnatural directions. And thank heaven. One’s chin ought not bump into her cleavage when she yawns. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/29 "2003-01-22T07:03:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tlw \* > **And you can tell the difference – Laura San Giacomo…(when “Just Shoot Me” is on I sometimes want to yell at the screen “Why can’t you put poor Laura in a good bra!!!”) but they’re natural, and hence, aren’t bubble boobs.** I think a lot of it is her posture, as well. I sometimes want to yell at the screen, “Don’t you realize how awesome you would look if you would stop slouching and **stand up straight** , dammit!!” ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/30 "2003-01-22T07:11:27Z")
I guess I will be the first scumbag on this thread today: I like fake boobs better than real ones. I like the fact that they stay in place when the bra comes off. Here’s my take on it. Natural Big Boobs - Good for titty fuck’n and thats about it Fake Big Boobs- Not so good for titty fuck’n but they look better and I don’t like titty fuck’n anyway So the winner is… FAKE TITTIES!!! ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/31 "2003-01-22T11:27:30Z")
i love my boobs (most of the time) but i sure as hell wouldn’t have CHOSEN them. they are…large. i cannot undertand the big fake booby thing. they DON’T LOOK REAL. you don’t think, “wow what a great pair” you think “who’s her surgeon?” they ruin the line of clothing, it’s hard to look classy and/or intelligent, and you really don’t help the cause of the women who LIKE having smaller boobs…or the women like me who have the real ones, and are assumed to have bought them. get over it. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/32 "2003-01-22T11:32:42Z")
Don’t like the falsies. ---
**Author:** ![jovan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/0ea827/32.png) [@jovan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jovan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/33 "2003-01-22T11:37:27Z")
Oh, well, I couldn’t let that one pass… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhum Runner \* > > Let’s look at the People magazine (about as pop and trendy a magazine as you will find) 50 most beautiful people of [2002](http://people.aol.com/people/special/0,11859,234526,00.html) I eliminated the men. > > > [@](#): > > > > (snip) > > • Alessandro Safina, opera singer > > (snip) (Emphasis mine) [Alessandro Safina](http://www.click2music.it/minisiti/safina/) Anyway, count me as another male who finds silicone repulsive. Bleh. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Blonde)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/34 "2003-01-22T11:46:18Z")
Gotta be natural. But then, I’ve never felt fake ones so I’m judging by looks. I reckon they wouldn’t feel as nice as real ones though. Boobs are great. Wish I had them. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/35 "2003-01-22T11:49:47Z")
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours: ( . ) ( . ) ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/36 "2003-01-22T12:45:18Z")
\< Dr. Zachary Smith to Robot \> “You bubble-headed boobie!” \< /Dr. Zachary Smith to Robot \> ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/37 "2003-01-22T13:19:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by j\_kat\_251 \* > **Surprising as it may be, some chicks just naturally have MASSIVE TITS. Did you just hear too many “ironing board” jokes or what?** Having seen pictures of **featherlou** , I would highly doubt it. And you know what? Naturally MASSIVE TITS don’t look like big round balls. What are you, twelve? ---
**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/38 "2003-01-22T13:31:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jovan \* > \*\*Oh, well, I couldn’t let that one pass… (Emphasis mine) [Alessandro Safina](http://www.click2music.it/minisiti/safina/) Anyway, count me as another male who finds silicone repulsive. Bleh. \*\* [/QUOTE] I can’t tell from the link. How big are his boobs? As for me, it’s all ablout the proportions and the overall effect. Big, little, I love 'em all. As for fakes, if you can plausibly deny their fakeness, I love 'em too. ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/39 "2003-01-22T14:10:44Z")
> [@](#): > > _Menocchio_ > How big are his boobs? He’s a tenor. He has high Cs. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145/40 "2003-01-22T14:13:11Z")
As proud founder of the SDMB’s long silent \*Itty Bitty Titty Committee," I have to disagree with the “guys love them, can’t get enough of them, bigger is better” statement as well. Of the girl’s I have had experience with, they’ve either had A cups or smaller, or D cups or larget, and you know what? The small ones are just as amazinging and wonderful as the big ones. Sure, big ones are nice, but the best appeal about them is that you can gawk without getting caught as easily. Small breasts are wonderful, and much more enjoyable to deal with when fooling around. And, a good percentage of the time, they just look much better. One of the anchors at work has a photograph of he and Pamela Anderson before she had her’s reduced, and my GOD, it’s absolutely frightening. I don’t know if I’m just not paying enough attention, though, but I don’t see too many fake breasted women on t.v. that much anymore, but I do agree wholeheartedly with the **featherlou** ’s post about the outfits being aboslutely ridiculous. Hey, I’m a young, single, horney guy, and it’s nice to see some skin, but the fashion of Hollywood is getting waaaaayy too out of hand. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-and-tired-of-big-bubble-boobs-everywhere/150145.md?page=3)