# I'm sick of this Global Warming! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 16, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440 "2013-08-16T18:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 102
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2021 "2014-03-01T19:35:23Z")
Are you aware of the great debate topic? Where such things are discussed in great detail? With actual science being used? You might enjoy it. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2022 "2014-03-01T19:36:44Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > A colder regional climate trend does not contradict a warming global climate trend, however. Depends on what region we are talking about. Certainly the boreal regions experiencing drastic cooling will effect the entire NH mean, and even the global mean at some point. Especially with the Pacific cooling. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2023 "2014-03-02T14:24:19Z")
> [@statij](#): > > The climate = weather mantra gets called up every time you run out of other stupid things to say, and it happens to be cold or snowing somewhere. Weather != climate, wolf. And cell division != biology. You know this. It doesn’t matter how many times you say this, it’ll never be true. Please explain: 1] Cell division is History, Politics, maybe Theology? 2] If Climate is not weather, then what, exactly, is climate? Don’t be afraid now … I promise not to call you a stupid m.f. ---
**Author:** ![statij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@statij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statij)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2024 "2014-03-02T19:00:55Z")
First of all, don’t flatter yourself. Nobody is afraid and you can call me whatever the fuck you want, your opinion of me is utterly insignificant. You said > [@](#): > > Climate is average weather and it’s ranges, and has everything to do with weather. That’s like saying cell division has nothing to do with biology in response to Left Ear saying > [@](#): > > Moron doesn’t know that climate is not weather but claims to be an expert which was in response to FX saying, in typically moronic fashion, albeit with out his usual SCIENCE BITCHES checkmate ending: > [@](#): > > Wow, the global warming just isn’t ending this winter. Snow records, cold records, and now comes Titan, the worst storm yet this winter. > > Anyone else sick of this global warming? So, to review, so you’ll understand. Yes, weather and climate are related, and cell division is obviously PART of biology. But they do not equal each other, no matter how many times you say so. This thread is about climate, which DOES NOT EQUAL weather. That’s what you and FX say whenever a dumbass says it’s hot outside so global warming. Stupid m.f. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2025 "2014-03-02T19:05:49Z")
This thread is definetly not about climate. Pay attention. ---
**Author:** ![statij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@statij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statij)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2026 "2014-03-02T19:18:36Z")
You’re absolutely right. My mistake. This thread is about you. Keep it up. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2027 "2014-03-02T19:34:37Z")
It’s about the global warming!! We are sick of it!! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2028 "2014-03-02T19:58:56Z")
To **FuckstiXMasterbate** and **trolldognumberface** : [This is a YouTube video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCXC1tOCB0I) which was made for preschoolers to understand the difference between weather and climate. If this poses difficulty, I suggest you find a preschooler to explain it further. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2029 "2014-03-02T21:24:11Z")
Take that science crap to it’s own topic. GLOBAL WARMING IS A FACT YOU CAN’T DENY IT! ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2030 "2014-03-03T16:57:36Z")
> [@ITT: FXMastermind presents his evidence that climategate was scientifically meaningful](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/itt-fxmastermind-presents-his-evidence-that-climategate-was-scientifically-meaningful/679981/181): > > I cut my teeth on some of the earliest troll pioneers, on Usenet, BBSs, and here. Haven’t heard from anyone in Chicago of late. With the cold and snow setting record after record, I wonder if anyone there is wondering “what in the living fuck man?” Especially since it’s one of the warmest years ever. Imagine what it would be like if it was a cold year. or if mankind hadn’t raised the global temperature by almost a degree? It might be really cold then. If CO2 turns out to be the only thing that saves us from some sort of icy hell on earth, due to unforeseen factors, the irony meter will not only explode, it will take out a large portion of the lulz playground with it. It really is true. Science and Nature are in a troubled relationship. And every goddamn day science comes home and is still surprised to find nature blowing the neighborhood. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2031 "2014-03-03T17:40:15Z")
I see you still haven’t found a preschooler to explain basic things to you. I didn’t want to mention this, but I guess maybe I have to: Are you not allowed to contact children as part of your parole agreement or something? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2032 "2014-03-03T19:07:25Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > Haven’t heard from anyone in Chicago of late… What on earth does that have to do with what you quoted from me? And from another thread, to boot? Are you just trying to prove me wrong about your talents? ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2033 "2014-03-03T19:22:29Z")
> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#): > > I see you still haven’t found a preschooler to explain basic things to you. > > I didn’t want to mention this, but I guess maybe I have to: Are you not allowed to contact children as part of your parole agreement or something? Regardless of one’s stance on the climate issue, this is just lame, on more than one level. For the sake of the reader, please do better next time. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2034 "2014-03-03T20:37:39Z")
It was a joke. It’s the Pit. DIAF. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2035 "2014-03-03T20:54:23Z")
Jokes are supposed to be funny. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2036 "2014-03-03T21:07:46Z")
But you’re a joke, and yet… ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2037 "2014-03-03T21:17:47Z")
> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#): > > But you’re a joke, and yet… Much better! Thank you. But keep trying. You still have a ways to go. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2038 "2014-03-03T21:35:14Z")
Some men, you just can’t teach ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2039 "2014-03-04T01:51:13Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > Haven’t heard from anyone in Chicago of late. With the cold and snow setting record after record, I wonder if anyone there is wondering “what in the living fuck man?” No, we aren’t mentally retarded. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2040 "2014-03-04T02:32:42Z")
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