# I'm sick of this Global Warming!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [August 16, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440 "2013-08-16T18:57:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2101 "2014-03-07T12:05:43Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> With records for cold being broken all over the US right now, as well as all winter, you might think the “global warming can cause more extreme weather” crowd would be considering looking hard at reality, rather than handwaving away yet another record cold winter.

Wait - you’re claiming that the “global warming can cause more extreme weather” argument is refuted by evidence of more extreme weather?

Keep up the good work, man - you’re really making the climate change deniers look like utter morons.

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### Author: ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2102 "2014-03-07T13:01:48Z")

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I heard in Iowa they are sick of the global warming.

At least three Iowa cities broke or matched 115 year old weather records this morning. National Weather Service Meteorologist Jim Lee says it was especially cold over the eastern half of the state. The Quad Cities, Waterloo, and Cedar Rapids set or tied record lows for this date. Waterloo hit 24 below zero, Moline 22 below and Cedar Rapids 21 below.  
Those temperatures haven’t been recorded at this time of year since one of the most spectacular cold waves to strike Iowa and much of the rest of the country back in 1899

> **[Cold temperatures sink to record lows - Radio Iowa](https://www.radioiowa.com/2014/02/11/cold-temperatures-sink-to-record-lows/)**
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> At least three Iowa cities broke or matched 115 year old weather records this morning. National Weather Service Meteorologist Jim Lee says it was especially cold over the eastern half of the state. The Quad Cities, Waterloo, and Cedar Rapids set or...

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### Author: ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2103 "2014-03-07T13:12:55Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> I heard in Iowa they are sick of the global warming.

Why don’t you find a preschooler in Iowa to explain climate change to you.

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### Author: ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2104 "2014-03-07T13:13:51Z")

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I’m quite aware of how apoplectic some people become when they read something like the above.

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### Author: ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2105 "2014-03-07T13:48:06Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> I’m quite aware of how apoplectic some people become when they read something like the above.

What do you expect, when you demonstrate ignorance on a board devoted to fighting it? Of course people become apoplectic. You might as well join the hollow-earth guy or the anti-vaxxers or the race realists if that’s your aim.

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### Author: ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2106 "2014-03-07T14:01:31Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> You might as well join the hollow-earth guy or the anti-vaxxers or the race realists if that’s your aim.

Oh, he’s already quite chummy with the last lot.

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### Author: ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2107 "2014-03-07T14:15:11Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> I’m quite aware of how apoplectic some people become when they read something like the above.

More like point and laugh at the moron. When come back, bring science.

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### Author: ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2108 "2014-03-07T14:49:01Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> More like point and laugh at the moron. When come back, bring science.

But, but, he’s _totally_ [a scientist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17138841&postcount=754), you guys!!

Just don’t ask him what sort. He clams right up. Hey, maybe he’s a malacologist!

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### Author: ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2109 "2014-03-07T15:02:38Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Just don’t ask him what sort. He clams right up. Hey, maybe he’s a malacologist!

Perhaps a proctologist specializing in data extraction?

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### Author: ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2110 "2014-03-07T15:09:24Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Perhaps a proctologist specializing in data extraction?

With his own teeth?

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### Author: ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2111 "2014-03-07T15:11:35Z")

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Albedo … [grin]

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### Author: ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2112 "2014-03-07T15:13:43Z")

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Warmers are so polite, such nice people. No wonder they want to run the world.

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### Author: ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2113 "2014-03-07T15:16:37Z")

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I think I found our missing energy … next winter’s El Nino is forecast to be a BIG one.

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### Author: ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2114 "2014-03-07T15:17:54Z")

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You want to bet?

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### Author: ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2115 "2014-03-07T15:20:56Z")

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Sure, I’ll stake three cats that this time next year, the news will be full of stories about drought in Australia and wave damage in California.

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### Author: ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2116 "2014-03-07T15:23:30Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Warmers are so polite, such nice people. No wonder they want to run the world.

[Do they?](http://www.warmers.com/)

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### Author: ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2117 "2014-03-07T16:08:17Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Warmers are so polite, such nice people.

Shut the fuck up, troll. Polite is the default, abuse is for the proven troll.

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### Author: ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2118 "2014-03-07T16:15:48Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Shut the fuck up, troll. Polite is the default, abuse is for the proven troll.

To be fair, he was ever so genteel when he called me a “super fuckhead”.

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### Author: ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2119 "2014-03-07T18:20:47Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Remind me again, what scientific discipline do you practice, Mr Scientist?

He practices SCIENCE! I can’t decide if he went to Thomas Dolby University, or if Sally Struthers signed his certificate of degree in SCIENCE!

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### Author: ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/2120 "2014-03-07T18:56:44Z")

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> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#):
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> He practices SCIENCE! I can’t decide if he went to Thomas Dolby University, or if Sally Struthers signed his certificate of degree in SCIENCE!

It’s twice as Scientific as Business Management!

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