# I'm sick of this Global Warming!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 16, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440 "2013-08-16T18:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1921 "2014-02-18T18:35:37Z")

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This was his “debunking” of the MSU satellite data

> **[Satellites Show Cooling | ScienceBlogs](https://scienceblogs.com/illconsidered/2006/03/satellites-show-cooling)**
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> This is just one of dozens of responses to common climate change denial arguments, which can all be found at How to Talk to a Climate Sceptic.
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> 
> Objection:
> Satellite readings, which are much more accurate, show that the earth is in fact cooling.
> Some...

> [@](#):
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> However, it turns out that some additional errors were uncovered and the MSU Satellite temperature analysis now shows warming well in line with model expectations. Real Climate has a good run down of the technical details for those with the stomach for it! In short, this long running debate turned out to be a great validation of the models and a real death blow to the “earth is not warming” crowd.

What an idiot. And this was an authority, a force in the fight against deniers.

Pathetic and sad.

[http://woodfortrees.org/plot/rss/from:1998/to:2014](http://woodfortrees.org/plot/rss/from:1998/to:2014)

[http://woodfortrees.org/plot/uah/from:1998/to:2014](http://woodfortrees.org/plot/uah/from:1998/to:2014)

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1922 "2014-02-18T19:08:31Z")

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Needs more cowbell.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1923 "2014-02-18T19:13:28Z")

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You should have spelled it “moar”. Otherwise, am almost perfect score. Thank you for playing.

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**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1924 "2014-02-18T20:18:57Z")

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Are you saying that 0.6 years after Jan 1st, 1970, average global temperatures were 2010º ? Is that Kelvin or Freedom ?

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1925 "2014-02-18T21:20:53Z")

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> [@watchwolf49](#):
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> Are you saying that 0.6 years after Jan 1st, 1970, average global temperatures were 2010º ? Is that Kelvin or Freedom ?

Goddamn it, did I make a typo?

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1926 "2014-02-19T05:38:55Z")

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Hey kids, in case you missed it, here’s what a global warmer sounds like, when trying to regain the high ground in a debate. (the following is from a different topic)

> [@ITT: FXMastermind presents his evidence that climategate was scientifically meaningful](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/itt-fxmastermind-presents-his-evidence-that-climategate-was-scientifically-meaningful/679981/146):
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> You trolling, coward, lying, quote molesting, tool of the Daily Fail and the banned Poptech; Jerk, hypocrite, dishonest, can not read cites and is not aware of context, and does not know how to count words.  
> )

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1927 "2014-02-19T14:29:35Z")

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Today 09:28 AM

Here he comes, like clockwork.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1928 "2014-02-19T17:46:08Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Hey kids, in case you missed it, here’s what a global warmer sounds like, when trying to regain the high ground in a debate.

What “debate”?

> [@](#):
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> (the following is from a different topic)

Yes, a _ **Pit** _ topic where _you_ are the subject, you idiotic troll.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1929 "2014-02-19T17:47:15Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Today 09:28 AM
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> Here he comes, like clockwork.

Not that you’re obsessively checking his logins or anything. Jeez, just ask him out, already!

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1930 "2014-02-19T18:01:08Z")

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Ask him out? He’s got his nose up my ass every minute he is logged in. It’s like a lonely puppy that I fed, and now it follows me everywhere.

I guess I’m just an old soft heart when it comes to lost dogs and the slightly deranged

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1931 "2014-02-19T18:56:10Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> I guess I’m just an old soft heart when it comes to lost dogs and the slightly deranged

No, just a massive (and massively deranged) idiotic tool.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1932 "2014-02-19T19:34:34Z")

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Since I found out [the world isn’t actually warming right now](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=716196), I feel a lot better.

It also explains the goddamn cold of late.

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1933 "2014-02-20T07:30:40Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Hey kids, in case you missed it, here’s what a global warmer sounds like, when trying to regain the high ground in a debate. (the following is from a different topic)

What a dishonest shitbag.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1934 "2014-02-20T09:24:07Z")

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And here is another player in the climate wars! An example of how to talk to people, from the “good guys” in the battle.

> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> What a dishonest shitbag.

Thank you for playing, be sure and pick up your prize on the way out.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1935 "2014-02-20T11:08:40Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> an example of how to talk to people, from the “good guys” in the battle.

…says the guy who said:

> [@](#):
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> Oh fuck, the fuckheads now think "the data is being “abused”.
> 
> It must suck being a fuckhead.

Sure, preach to us about decorum, Mr Shitbag :rolleyes:.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1936 "2014-02-20T11:13:00Z")

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Describing somebody who is fucked in the head, as a fuckhead, isn’t personal. If you aren’t fucked up in the head, it ain’t about you.

If you are, then you are a fuckhead. It’s easy enough to stop being a fuckhead.

But to be a personally insulting piece of human waste, who spews their pain and fear onto others,like a fire hose of fail, that’s a bit harder to over come.

But give it time. People do grow up sometimes.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1937 "2014-02-20T11:23:28Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Describing somebody who is fucked in the head, as a fuckhead, isn’t personal. If you aren’t fucked up in the head, it ain’t about you.

Describing a person who is a bag of shit, as a shitbag, isn’t personal. If you aren’t a bag of shit, it ain’t about you.

> [@](#):
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> But give it time. People do grow up sometimes.

I grow tired of waiting for you to show any evidence of growth.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1938 "2014-02-20T11:58:18Z")

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Maybe you need a life.

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1939 "2014-02-20T12:36:24Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Maybe you need a life.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sick-of-this-global-warming/666440/1940 "2014-02-20T12:53:52Z")

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Hey, I’m a cripple with no life, and not much of that even left.

Don’t be like me.

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