Yeah. Name three records the cold and snow has broken this year in Chicago.
So far it’s the third coldest winter for Chicago.
coldest was 18.3 F average temp
this winter 18.8 F
Not that this will mean jackshit to the true believer, who will blankly stare at you and repeat lines like “one of the hottest years ever globally”.
They don’t care that the goddamn winter is fucking unbelievable and cold, in fact, the true warmer will tell you it’s BECAUSE of global warming.
At which point they shoud be punched in their genitals. Hard.
Clearly you don’t have the mental capacity to understand what “setting a record” means.
Chicago takes up 234 square miles. [1]
The United States takes up 3.79 million square miles. [2]
The total surface area of Earth is about 197 million square miles. [3]
The United States as a whole takes up takes up approximately 0.01927% of Earth’s total surface area. [4].
Using this information, FuckstiXMuddledmind, what percentage of the United States does Chicago take up? For extra credit, what percentage of the planet surface area would Chicago take up?
No cheating by asking a preschooler about it or looking at the spoiler below:
Chicago takes up 0.00617414248% of the surface area of the United States. [5]
Chicago takes up 0.00011878172% of the surface area of the Earth’s total surface. [6]Since you started this thread, I noticed a pattern where you use terms such as “Global” (it’s even in the thread title!) and “climate.” Since your thesis seems to demand that we put special emphasis on areas of the planet which are infinitesimal in relation to the size of the planet as a whole, I think it’s safe to say that you don’t know what those words mean.
Or, which is far more likely, you can’t grasp sarcasm.
That’s where somebody says something, like, “Goddamn, it’s hot in walla walla this month, so the globe must be warming. and it’s going to keep warming, and billions will die”
But in the real world, the one of numbers and facts, of science and what actually happens, Chicago this winter had the most days at zero, or below, of any winter on record.
In essence, it didn’t just feel like the winter was long and fucking cold, it is officially the longest spell of zero or below temperatures ever recorded.
Imagine what it would have been like if it wasn’t for global warming. I’m starting to think global warming is a good thing. I know for damn sure the people freezing their ass off probably appreciate fossil fuels.
source (as always)
Chicago also set a few record cold for that day records
And despite the “malfunction” Chicago had the lowest ever noon temperature ever recorded for Chicago
You want more? Or is three enough?
Three apples does not fulfill my request for oranges.
You might want to go play somewhere else. Grownups are talking here.
But they’re both fruit, therefore SCIENCE! Because SCIENCE!
Never mind that he purports to have read a scientific paper explaining how climate change could result in exactly the sort of polar vortexes we’ve been seeing, resulting in cooler regional temperatures during the winter - it’s cold therefore he has refuted the evil Warmists! And if you suggest that he’s just posting babble, that’s because you don’t understand SARCASM. Which he appears to understand about as well as he understands SCIENCE.
Yes, but you keep ignoring them.
In the interest of disclosure, not that really give a fuck what anyone thinks, but still, several members of my family run solar energy businesses. Which I fully support.
Exxon and BP and the rest of the extreme fuckholes of the Universe, that actually fuck with people who want to be free of them, who make record profits, while fucking over the planet, in so many ways, well that can suck the herpes infected cock of Satan.
Yeah, I said it. Fuck you to anyone who profits while not giving a single shit about what it does to the rest of the world. Die and rot in hell you motherfuckers.
You might want to actually read some science and shit like that.
Because you sound like a total fuckhead.
But you gave a me a great idea. Fuckheads are good for that at least. Their stupid inspires me to counter ignorance with knowledge.
Thanks fuckheads, for making me work harder to help people understand stuff.
I’ve read some science. I read the paper I referred to. And, unlike you, I understood it.
You know who else works harder?
You are the dung beetle of climate change deniers, resolving to roll the biggest ball of dung in the dung pile, then sitting on top of your dungball with a shit eating grin, licking your dung-covered fingers, satisfied with your dung-rolling achievement.
Pardon me if I don’t shake your hand.
What we got here is a troll.
How boring.
See, you don’t even know what a troll is. A troll casts out a baited line, hoping to snag a sucker, any sucker. I know the sucker I’m aiming at. There’s no trolling involved. More like a smart bomb with your name on it, tracking down from 20,000 feet, crosshairs zooming in on your window.
Smile, sucker.
:rolleyes:
Well there’s your problem, you chose the wrong munition.
Go away troll.