Mommy: brazil84, Eat your SpaghettiOs.
brazil84: why is it necessary for me to eat my SpaghettiOs?
Mommy: so you’ll grow up big and strong. Have a bite.
brazil84: so it is your contention that consumption of SpaghettiOs is fundamentally necessary for human growth?
Mommy: <sigh>
brazil84: Is it fair to say that in your opinion, if someone does not eat SpaghettiOs, that person will not grow big and strong? And that if I provided an example of someone who grew big and strong without having eaten SpaghettiOs, it would disprove your claim? I want to be sure I understand your position.
Mommy: honey, I am not going to do this with you again. If you don’t eat, we’re going to be late for daycare. Eat.
brazil84: are you now saying that it is impossible for us not to be late for day care unless I eat SpaghettiOs? And if there were evidence that on several occasions in the past month alone, we arrived on time for day care even though I had eaten Froot Loops and not SpaghettiOs beforehand, would you admit that you were wrong?
Mommy: stop it. Now.
**brazil84: **tell me if this is a fair summary of your position. If I do not eat this bowl of SpaghettiOs,
[ol]
[li]I will never grow into normal adulthood, and[/li]
[li]We will be late for day care, independent of how early we leave, how fast you drive, which route you take, what the traffic conditions are, and so forth?[/li][/ol]
Is that correct?
Mommy: eat your food!
brazil84: you have failed to address my questions, so I will ask once more: why is it necessary for me to eat these SpaghettiOs?
Mommy: BECAUSE I’M YOUR MOTHER AND I SAID SO!
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brazil:** lol, now you’re waffling. I’ve asked you very simple questions and you’ve failed to answer them or state your position clearly. I do not engage with people who refuse to debate in good faith. Goodbye, liar.
Mommy: (sotto voce) God, why didn’t I abort?